Good morning. Not to ruin it, but I think today’s going to be a great one.
I want to hold a man’s face in my hands and kiss him goodnight… a very Specific man…
i bet you snore
I don’t know, honestly… maybe I do? I don’t THINK so, not LOUD snoring anyway, but. Huh.
You've had at least one inedible object surgically removed from your stomach.
You… think I would keep eating them anyway, if that was true? Oh my GOD, I’m actually almost embarrassed. Not that I can’t see why you’d think that.
Well, no. I don’t eat anything I can’t, you know, EAT. Those things might be inedible to you, but me on the other hand…
I’m physically incapable of letting my hair get Too Dirty. If I ever went too long without washing it, I think I would end up washing it in my sleep. Sleepwashing……
i’m 12 years old i’m 64 i’m over caffeinated im day drinking i’m taking two ibuprofen i’m on the brink of tears i’m staring into space i’m having a breakdown i’m mentally ill im doing pretty well actually! i’m the main character i’m a vermeer painting i’m a haunted doll
i’m eating a midnight snack (plain peanut butter sandwich i call it midnight mushy mayhem) anyway if you eat peanut butter sandwich and you’ve had enough pb&j in your life you can really imagine the jelly is there even if it’s not i’m not kidding. i can taste it right now
Listen, I know 5'6" isn’t THAT short, and I shouldn’t complain, but have you seen some of the people around here……