man y'all could not suck disney’s dick any harder
“if you pirate a movie, think about all the crew members who won’t get paid! doesn’t the camera man deserve to eat? not everyone involved is rich!” camera guy already got paid, my dude. he genuinely doesn’t care whether the movie is successful. he doesn’t get a cut. paycheck is already in his pocket and that’s all he’s gonna get. he’s already moved on to the next gig
I may be misremembering this but I’m pretty sure only the higher ups (director, the big name celebrities, ect.) get paid on the back end (based on the success of the movie).
The lower people, like the cameraman, their earnings come out of the original budget. They’ve already been paid and you paying to watch the movie now only helps the millionaire involved in making the movie.
really finding the concept of swan lake attractive tonight. really digging the idea of me n the girls being cursed into swans all day and turning into a beautiful maidens who do ballet all night. fuck someone coming to “save” me from the spell like I’ll live my whole life like that thanks
when are critics going to realize that i don’t care if my fun girl gang movie is cinematically groundbreaking. i just want to see them thrive on screen and have fun and be fierce and star in movies that are not necessarily top tier but still good without being degraded for it like men have been allowed to for decades
living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!
I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again
@ every teacher: please never use the “I can’t accept this late work because it’s unfair to the other students” excuse. do not speak for me like that. I don’t give a single fuck if one of my peers needed to turn something in late. maybe they’re sick. maybe they’re struggling. maybe they just wanted to smoke a fat blunt instead of do their homework I do not care time is fake the world is dying just take the damn assignment
if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains
in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts
oh this dude does fuck
Any paper I have to write that’s longer than 5 full pages is always going to be shit because I have no idea how to write coherent thoughts for that long and like this isn’t being quirky I’m just saying like research papers and analysis papers are so much better when they’re concise y’know? 4-5 pages really is the sweet spot for me if people want a good paper I say this because I’m part way through my paper about civil and uncivil speech and I’ve found ways to talk about the prison industrial complex and Mean Girls and I’m only halfway done
this woman is imo the funniest person on YouTube
Her name is Karolina Zebrowska and she is a national treasure
She’s from Poland so I’d say she’s an international treasure, but YES CHECK HER OUT SHE’S GREAT
she’s really one of the most greatest & underrated people on the internet istf
IT GETS EVEN BETTER
yall remember like a year and a half ago when we were joking about how if libraries didnt already exist then proposing them would be impossible because of the people who would be angry that books be available to poor people?
I designed a shirt that says “SLUT” in New Horizon and put it in my friend’s shop. The next day, he told me that he found one of his villagers wearing it, and when he told me which one, I fucking lost my mind over it
My friend sent me another pic. Someone come get your slutty grandpa, he’s too powerful
I gotta be honest the whole “wizards shit in their pants until toilets came around” thing is really hard to hear but now that I think about it when I should be doing my essay it kind of makes sense considering people in Europe were just throwing their shit into the streets y’know? And guess where Hogwarts is. Boom. Clearly wizards in other countries that are only very briefly mentioned in the fourth book are far superior and not grody.
i knew the state of society’s view of children was bad but i didn’t realize just how dire the situation was was until the lockdown began. this last month or so has really opened my eyes to how much people dislike children, even their own children, simply because they exist and they need them because you know… they’re small humans without the capacity to care for themselves.
it seems harmless but memes talking about how parents need alcohol to deal with their kids or can’t wait for their kids to go back to school so someone else can deal with them does harm in that it dehumanizes children and puts blame on the children for existing when it’s not the child’s fault they were brought into the world. it also brings about another uncomfortable fact: if you don’t like the way your children behave, barring them having a behavioral disorder or disability, you’re probably to blame and need to reevaluate how you’re raising them.
children are more than innocent bystanders… they are helpless and absolutely reliant on the adults around them to not only provide for them, but to show them love which in turn sets the precedent for how they will love in the future. this attitude implying they asked to be here and that it’s okay to joke about how annoying they are has got to stop.
Just to play a gentle devil’s advocate here…because this post does make some valid points but I’m assuming OP doesn’t have kids or maybe has one young enough to not be “annoying” yet…Kids ARE stressful to care for all day long. Parenting is really hard. It’s a rollercoaster. One day you might feel like you’ve got it together and you’re doing amazing and the next day you’ll wonder where you went wrong and how you failed your kids.
Before the pandemic, I worked nights, so during the day I was at home with my two young toddlers all day every day. I love them so much sometimes I feel like my heart could burst out of my chest if I look at them for too long. They’re the best things in my whole world and I would literally, not figuratively, literally die for them.
They’re also annoying! The older one NEVER runs out of energy. He asks a million questions, often says the same thing over and over forever even if I answer him and even if I keep changing how I phrase the answer, because he’s clever and curious. The little one doesn’t talk yet, but he constantly snatches my glasses off my face and throws his food on the floor and hits me in the nose because he doesn’t realize hitting hurts.
These issues aren’t necessarily caused by a problem with how I’m raising them, and I have to say I resent the implication that all bad behavior in neurotypical children is the fault of the parents. A lot of times it’s developmental. A lot of the aggravating typical child behavior is common in most children because of their ages and mental or emotional milestones. And it’s annoying! And I’M USED TO how annoying it can be at times, because I have stayed home with them since they were born.
The parents you see complaining or sharing memes on social media…maybe AREN’T used to it, if they didn’t spend all their time with their children before this pandemic. The nature of parenting (if you are a good parent) is that you want the very best for your children and you often feel like a failure. So when you see complaints and memes, what you’re seeing is parents who suddenly feel like they’re in over their heads (which is a good thing! If they feel like they’re perfect all the time they’re probably not!) and they need to feel like they aren’t alone in their struggle.
It’s not much different from seeing memes about depression and anxiety. Those things aren’t funny, but if you can make light of it and connect to other people through it then you don’t feel alone, and you feel like maybe you can get through it.
Do some people cross the line? Sure. Are there bad parents out there? Definitely. But no matter how good a parent you are and no matter how much you adore your children, they’re going to annoy you. And if you say it out loud, it doesn’t make you a bad person. A LOT of people right now, across the globe, are living through something we have no precedent for. Stress is high. Try to give people the benefit of the doubt when you’re not in their shoes.