the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks
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I would wear a mile long dress of the what color is the sky post
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twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens
how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS
Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways
Unless your otp is a rare pair, in which case you can watch them fall in love six times, in six different ways.
And you wrote four of them.
I truly believe people only think tumblr is “dead” because it isn’t like, specifically engineered to capitalize on FOMO the way twitter is. The tags and archive system may not be great but they do at least exist, and I know content I made over a year ago (and hell… at least one piece of fan art from 2011) will continue to be discovered by new people because there’s at least some semblance of a way for people to actively seek out content they want to see. I retweet something and a month later if I want to see it again I just have to scroll and pray lmao so it absolutely feels like the feed is constantly new and moving but as a result you have to be prepared to play the game with absolute precision just to be seen
every picture of Vegas looks someone brought a cartoon dog and all its caricatured expressions to life on the face of a flesh-and-blood dog. he rivals Wile E Coyote in range.
People who are slightly too anti-anthropomorphization: dogs don’t experience jealousy
Himbo also looks like a cartoon dog, but in that he looks sort of like a dog in a cartoon designed to sell plushies to 5-year-olds, who also happens to be living and existing in this world
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whenever writers talk about their characters or stories deciding to be/do certain things independently of the writer’s will I always thought that was bullshit
but now I’m finding myself moving my fingers over a keyboard and the stuff that happens isn’t always stuff I planned for or wanted but seems to be more natural and inevitable anyway
Do people not realize polyam ppl are oppressed when they make their stupid little jokes making fun of polycules. Like seriously:
- People are not allowed to marry more than one person
- People get kicked out of their homes for being polyam
- People get disowned for being polyam
- People lose their jobs for being polyam
- People can lose child custody for being polyam
- People can lose their houses for being polyam
As a polyam person myself, I’m sick and tired of people treating us like a joke.
Yeah I don’t know when the hell polyamory became the fun cringe thing to make fun of, but I need it to stop. I have been physically threatened, asked to leave events, told that I’m being inappropriate by simply holding hands with my partners, and plenty more. Many cities have ordinances that put limits on how many people can live together if they aren’t related by blood, or married to each other.
People seem to have it in their heads that polyamory is the domain of unicorn hunting straight people on Tinder, but it is overwhelmingly queer and trans people getting shit on for yet another thing that makes us stand out from the norm.
I love getting called a “motherf*cking c*nt” for no reason 🙃
Really into the concept of Jaskier being kind of a queer icon due to how obvious he is about his crush on Geralt, and his songs inadvertently making a lot of new bards get bolder and also sing about their same same lovers, which, as you can imagine, launches a bit of a social movement.
It’s even better if a ton of new euphemisms for being queer are based around Jaskier and this phenomenon. As a result, a few things you can ask if you want to know if someone is queer are:
“Do they play the lute?”
“Are they a friend of Jaskier?”
“Did they, you know, study in Oxenfurt?”
“Do they speak Elder?”
“Do they wear their doublet open?”
It takes a while for Jaskier to catch on, but once he does, he’s delighted.
Geralt, on the other hand, has no idea.
minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it
im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images
@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic
It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s
Steve is brown and them’s the facts!
Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet
Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool
“I am more of a romantic than Dan and David. I kinda want him to just leave Cersei! She is bad for you and it’s not healthy and clearly you are in a relationship where you are more in love with her than she loves you.. so, you know.. And what about this Brienne of Tarth?!? She is, like, more a great..”
- Nikolaj Coster Waldau
The actors on Game of Thrones are the only people on earth who can truly relate to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s level of Sheer Absolute All Consuming Loathing For Someting They Had To Act In
I support them in their Loathing.
A movie where every scene that takes place in America has a garish red and blue filter on it.
At one point there’s an exterior shot of the White House, but the flagpole above the main entrance is flying the Canadian flag. This is never remarked upon.
Later on there’s a scene where the American president – who is inexplicably wearing a Coast Guard dress uniform – gazes pensively out the Oval Office window, through which the Statue of Liberty is clearly visible in the middle distance.
The first American scene in each act is prefaced with an establishing shot that is obviously early 90s archive footage of the Empire State Building, over which a few bars of music that are not _quite_ ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ play. 70% of the Americans are played by Australians who haven’t quite got the accent down.