@ab-bstract

wholeheartedsuggestions:

never pass up a chance to tell them you love them

hahah oops

maamlet:

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

Every single tumblr user is my best friend every single one of you I love you (I’m so drunk)

your-fav0rite-daddy :

A concept:

Polaroid photos of us fucking.

11l7 :

(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that

spaghettisaucerer :

generalgrievousdatingsim :

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

roll-inq:

me everyday: I should get a tattoo.

irnhero:

big fuck you to every single person who said we were overreacting in 2016.

diver-up:

u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like…. ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off

norbury:

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

shootmeadub:

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

schuylerpeck :

Feelin like a little forest fairy witch.

hatin :

i’m done crying about it, i deserve better

softgrlfriend :

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

griznar :

if cats are mean to you, consider the fact u might deserve it

plumslices:

Can’t believe im an adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

im not thinking about it

lemme-suck-you :

I wanna masturbate but use your hands instead of mine

ewaneneollav :

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

striders:

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

baswett :

animals will find a warm place and SIT there! dope philosophy

golfgalaxy :

can a homie get a kiss on the lips

dovelani :

me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,