shitty and lardo as morticia and gomez from addams family for halloween. yyes shitty is morticia and lardo is gomez. obviously.
This. Is their dynamic.
It’s been a hot minute, but I rec myself every Halloween and I can’t believe I almost missed it!!
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I’ll be over here with my toddler in his Blippi driving an excavator costume. And if you know what that is, my condolences.
anyone want to bet how many fines they’re racking up? chowder’s probably making a list.
a small birthday present for diana (@hashtagdex) <3 thanks for always letting me scream about check please & listening to me when i ramble about my 1892321783 different art ideas i love uuuu
I always felt like this scene was missing something…
The laugh track actually does help.
I never noticed before that Kurt put a hard emphasis on the word ‘completely’ here, indicating that he had already reached at least some level of conscious hatred. And Blaine goes from “Wah!” face to hate-face in record time, indicating that he’s right there too. Yeah, good ol’ endgame worthy couple right there…
scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
I’m currently watching Too Hot to Handle, Season 2. Because that’s the kind of trash that we like in this household. Here are the topics of discussion:
“What about light petting?”
“What if you fuck the Alexa?”
Cue a conversation on whether you would bottom or top the Alexa that insists you don’t have sex (and curiosity over the circumference of the Alexa’s top hole versus it’s traffic cone likeness.)
Photo for reference:
Is the Alexa an air freshener? And if so, what does it smell like?
Why are so many people dressed as safari animals? And what does that rhino horn have to say for itself?
Talk about how a “more on top” haircut screams douchebag and what my spouse’s hair would look like if we let it grow out into massive curls.
Constantly revising our stance on who “the hot one” is because we can’t remember anyone’s name.
The difference between “normal” hot and “celebrity” hot. Particularly the difference between looking like an actual person versus looking like a model. I maintain that the normal looking hot girl is in fact more attractive than the ridiculously hot girl for reasons I can’t begin to articulate.
People keep asking my spouse (who loves trash TV) what the most embarrassing thing he’s ever watched is. And it’s this. 2 SEASONS OF IT.
Hello important information!!!
Bread is NOT part of a skeleton’s natural diet and feeding it to them can make them sick. Instead try: coins from countries that no longer exist, dead batteries, ballpoint pens, or brass buckles. These are much closer to what skeletons eat in the wild :)
The Vampire Chronicles TV Series is Finally Happening in 2022
I’m So Excited about this and, Nervous of who’s gonna Play the Main Character the Vampire Chronicles is Coming to AMC
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I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record.
And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.”
So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)
It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful.
It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons.
There is a phrase I use A LOT in my parenting and my son gets very sick of it, but it’s true:
The thing you practise is the thing you get good at.
You may not intentionally be practicing “being grumpy” but if you don’t put effort into practicing “not being grumpy” then I’m afraid that’s what you’re doing. It’s hard! It’s really hard! Sometimes, for some things, it’s pretty much impossible and that sucks!
But being carefully aware that you are going to get good at the things you do most of is a good way to be more careful of what those things are. If that makes sense.
You gotta appreciate sometimes how tumblr works in such a way that everyone who wants to reblog this interesting or useful psychological advice is also forced to reblog the thing about werewolf fucking
what happens when two dramatic bitches like Geralt and Aragorn visit the same tavern on the same night and there’s only one corner table for them to brood at in a solitary fashion, would they take turns or share a booth while simply refusing to acknowledge each other’s existence
And there was only one corner table…!
oh my god there was only one corner table…
No but deadass they would just share a booth as the two loner kids in a crowd. They would vibe SO HARD I never thought of this but they would absolutely love each other and say like 10 words to each other
His and Her Royal Highness
p.s. to all those confused over a black woman and white man having a filipino son, you can believe a magic fairy could be the answer to the poor protagonist’s dilemma but not the idea of the king and queen possibly adopting???
Fan fic authors are not professional writers.
Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.
Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.
That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.
Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.
And you’re gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??
Shut the fuck up.
Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.
I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.
This is so real.
I saw a post going around about how “fanfic authors don’t accept critique anymore”
And it’s like?
Imagine you bake a batch of cookies and you take it to the office to share with your co-workers.
And then someone just sits down and it’s like “Ah, the flavour profile is not quite proper. See, you should have added the brown sugar *after* the flour, and”
And it’s like? Just eat the fucking cookie, Mike, and shut the fuck up. lmao
A hobby doesn’t need critique. You don’t even need to be good at it.
Let people have fun on the internet, for god’s sake.
tempted to make a “taste in men” uquiz with no white men in it
all right. your white faves arent doing it for me so heres a quiz with 78 actually attractive men in it and in the end i will tell you your coolness percentage. please reblog bc this took me a week to finish for some reason
*walking around between my mutuals desks* hi how are we doing over here? you guys need anything? *leans down and peeks at your posts* oh youre doing a great job with that picture! awesome job colouring :) is he a character from the cartoon you like? ohhh its called anime? well he looks so cool you did an awesome job.
I’m sorry, but you can’t hide this in the tags
Does anyone else just straight up dislike their name? I don’t hate it. I don’t think it’s awful or that my parents were insane. I just don’t like it. I just chose a pen name for my original novels and I feel fucking free.
Freedom! Thy name is whatever the fuck I want it to be.