This fucking ghoul is melting like the Indiana Jones nazi.
These are pet portraits I did for a commission today. I love them so much.
Ever since I went off the pill I started getting real bad MITTELSCHMERZ (ovulation pains) because as they say, you can never have enough misery.
“Hey lady! Help yourself to some of that there misery! We have plenty; please, here’s a box, take some home!! We’ll never get through it all ourselves. No no no I INSIST.” - god
Reblogging this for no reason in particular today
CHAPTER TWO, BABY.
I can’t speak for any other stations but my station did legit call the secret studio number for staff the “batline” and until someone put it in the station phones as a contact I just said it really fast and kinda blurred the consonants so nobody would know if I was saying it wrong. hehehehehe
Zoo FM by: @alexplantewpg
may you dream of fat fluffy flopping buns tonight
A compilation of all my Taskmaster art so far! I have prints available, but if you want to get ‘em as Christmas gifts I suggest you order before the end of November, especially if you’re in the UK because they gotta make it all the way over from lil’ ol’ Canada!
Spent an hour or so tonight drawing some cat memes
Drawing cats looking stupid might be my favourite activity of all time
good morning or whatever
Lmao I have not been Fun Alex™️ lately. I have been Spicy Salty Alex™️ just spewing word-vomit everywhere like it’s a biological weapon. As if we’re not all tired enough. I want to be Fun again 😷 I want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.
That is all. As you were.
The King of Game Shows.
We lost a great one today. Rest in peace.
some idle gritty doodles
idk i like gritty
Must have been channeling some good Philly energy last night BOOYAH MOTHERFUCKERS
Oh shit this is going OFF and I am living for the tags
Okay first off you have your normal Gritty tags about the art as well as His general chaotic self etc. Normal. Would not raise eyebrows out of context in any other time in His history really, but all very good.
BTW thank you and OMG PLEASE EMBROIDER ONE and send me photos I will die of mirth
But okay now second and third categories of tags, things get a little weirder out of context because as a wise person once tagged, “cant believe these tags are coexisting right now”
But my absolute favourite tag is the “Thank you Gritty” tag. The sheer exuberance is so delightful, and at no point does anybody specifically say what they are thanking Him for. I especially like how Gritty has become the Patron Saint of Philly and is an icon of the people now, shorthand for the chaos and walking comic dust cloud of fighting that is Philadelphians, but most importantly:
“I think I have to fuck gritty” “to thank him”
This week feeling like..
“Obese Turtle Flailing in the Sun”
Some more fat animals from today’s Twitter drawing spree
Drew some fat animals today on Twitter. These guys were my faves! Might make these into prints if there is interest.
Anti-maskers sound like this
stinky old bastard man
i love him