@alexseyebrowss-blog

puppyhatsrbs :

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

glossom :

i want everyone to be the happiest version of themselves. i want everyone to love themselves. i want everyone to stop spreading hate and start spreading positivity. i want happiness everywhere. i want more love in the world

miszbehave :

miszbehave :

For clarification: when I talk about girls or say girls on my blog it abso-fuckin-lutely includes trans women. Ok? Kool, be gone thots.

same goes for when i talk about boys/men, absolutely includes trans boys/men

stuffandsundry :

eff-word :

kuttithevangu :

purified-zone :

kuttithevangu :

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

fairygaskarth :

Do you ever just daydream about the tattoos you’re going to get

mews :

website | patreon

nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

strugglemealqueen :

A concept

thebootydiaries:

me: i’d love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

thebootydiaries:

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

jujubee58:

majortvjunkie:

so much drama in one photo

somebody hold me back

tvhousehusband :

He’s right, it’s historic.

haramdaddy :

Me taking care of myself all 2018

bonjour-manger-bitte :

bibliofilariidae :

bonjour-manger-bitte :

If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it

sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash

thedruidsforest :

otsukarasamadeshita :

thedruidsforest :

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

Can y'all shut the fuck up

No

jomjjeoro :

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

thefingerfuckingfemalefury :

bathtimefunduck :

yesterdaysprint :

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

History in a nutshell

“What do women think about women?

WE ASKED A MAN”