I really just saw a fic where naruto is white british..
Oi Sawskay! You me Roival?
i hate that the true crime community is filled with so many freaks who stan and woobify literal serial killers like. i wanna know about art heists. identity theft. forgery. money laundering. prison breaks. elaborate scams. spies. secret political deals. bank robberies. where is the pizzazz? the showmanship?? the originality??? all i get is racist white men going around killing people because they hate women and im TIRED
She is obsessed with him. (Btw her name is Petunia and my black beast is Atreyu).
He’s given up trying to get away from her. They sleep like this almost every night.
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Since everyone liked that photo so much, here’s the last two weeks of their love 😂😂
i genuinely believe that when jeff bezos dies, he will be going to deepest part of hell
the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:
- stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)
- Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)
- but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad
- “everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”
none of these are mutually exclusive
for the visual learners in the crowd
If I may add:
look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me
if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.
unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home
I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)
and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous