You train long enough you’ll lock yourself up here simply because you know it will make you happy. And you’ll edge until what’s left of your unused brain leaks out your holes and on to a puddle on the floor.
Another good mask idea for my little.
Who wouldn’t want a new toy to play with?
A lovely little John Willie recreation…
Went to the dentist and started drooling uncontrollably during my exam.
I wish I was kidding.
The dentist literally said, “Damn, it just keeps coming!”
I can’t help that I drool excessively when my mouth is open for long periods of time!!!! Usually! There! Is! A! Cock! In! It!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
When your sluttiness spills over (literally) into your everyday life. Love the example for other girls!!
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
Still luvin’ Tumblr
Epic thread! ❄💗❄
This is the kind of incisive, hard-hitting dialogue I come to Tumblr for!
World War Tea still rages!!! (I’d only ever HEARD about this post, thought it was just an urban legend. Never thought it would come across my dash…)
Just let the drool flow…
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying As you wish, what he meant was, I love you. And even more amazed was the day she realised she truly loved him back.
The Princess Bride
1987 | dir. Rob Reiner
My favorite 💕👑
Yup. The perfect movie. :-)
Greatest love story ever told
You can fairly judge a person’s worth based on their opinion of this movie.
Ummmmm nope. Not a sub. Thanks anyway though and best of luck in your search for that perfect person to crawl for you.
I’ll be the judge of that…