losing 8tracks did irreparable damage to our society
when you go out hunting wicked spirits, it’s the simple things that matter most. and tea bags, brown and fresh and plenty of them, […] are perhaps the simplest and best of all.
ok, they may not save your life like a sword-tip or an iron circle can. […] but they do provide something just as vital.
they help keep you s a n e .
i may not have done anything remotely productive today, but i DID organize my handfuls of writing prompts and WIPs from the past like five years so that’s something.
Is it okay to pick mushrooms from a fairy circle as long as I don't step in it? I only took one, I needed it for a school project.
If someone took a bolt out of your front door you’d probably be a little mad
imagine you’re on the appalachian trail, miles away from civilization, haven’t seen another person in hours, and suddenly you hear in the distance the funkiest fucking saxaphone solo you’ve ever heard. wyd
you should be able to take a sick day after finishing a good book
you should be able to block people on Slack. it wouldn’t actually help anything but it WOULD make workplace drama so much funnier
comrade is a good and loving gender neutral term that I think we should all be using
albert: today I lost my new friend scarlett in a fight with a bear
scarlett: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD
albert: sometimes I can still hear her voice
harry wilson: girldad
i think I was desensitized by seeing the original trilogy super young, but I cannot imagine the utmost confusion and horror felt by OG star wars fans walking into the theater for return of the Jedi and being greeted with TINY JUNGLE TEDDY BEARS
stroud really nailed the girlboss / malewife vibes this time
post-apocalyptic roving murder gangs except it’s all sororities