I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
Im sorry, but shut up thats why.
Im soooo sorry, but shut up, whats why.
For the last time, you’re not the boss of me
Honestly, I’m filled with existential angst
You wanna know why, Bob? I don’t give a shit
Ya know what? I have a life
hey, fuck you buddy, i forgot.
I think you know I’m not a dork
I’m soooo sorry, yolo. Yolo
I’m sorry I don’t give a shit
You know why Bob?! I watched porn instead!
For the last time, It’s none of your business
For the last time, I’ve been thinking a lot about Brexit
For the last time, I have a life.
Fresh: Y’know what…?
Don’t look at me like that, I’m too cool for this shit.
Look me in the eye … My fucking dog ate it
Best excuse ever😂lol
Dont look at me like that, I forgot