i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he
he is here
oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!
when they want the thick hair but not the thick eyebrows
when they want the ‘forehead jewel’ but not the ‘dothead’
when they want the tan skin but not the darkest of night
when they want the third eye but not the perspective
when they want the bangles but not the troubles
when they want the flavor but not the smell
when they want to practice but not understand
when they want the trend but not the history
when they want the benefits but not the disadvantages
when they want the light but not the heat
when they want the culture but not you
From the makers of the no-effort character checklist, I bring to you… The no-effort complete character sheet for lazy writers like you and me™!
Because the extra effort I put in staying up until 3 am to do put this together can save us all a lot of effort filling out longer character sheets ^^
You’re supposed to print it out and fold it in half to make a little booklet but you can save ink and do it on your computer :P
gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining
because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe
and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us– we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them
we built robots?
and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image
and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone
but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?
the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.
and they told us to tell you hello.
chubby boys? curvy boys? skinny boys? bony boys? thick boys? muscley boys? short boys? tall boys? trans boys? fem boys? masc boys? hey. youre all cute boys. you especially. good job. your jawline looks hot and your shoulderblades are hella sexy and you got a cute bum and if u got a tum then holy shit sonny hold me back cuz boy tums are fuckin great i swear. if you wanna wear makeup, go bro u do it, errybody looks fine with their eyebrows done and fleek eyeliner, if youre not for that then hey man thats cool too you look great either way. you wanna work out? way to go bud that rocks! you wanna stay home and eat? same man thats livin the dream. short hair? fuckin cool. long hair? hardcore bro, hardcore. you rule. always no matter what, you rock.
Don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture, anymore. You don’t need to know how they’re doing. Save yourself the trouble, seriously.
This is the post that stopped me from thinking of texting me exes