You’ve been a dealer on the streets since your early teens. The thing that sets you apart from your competition? You don’t sell drugs, you sell hits of emotion.
Me- “it’s 15 a pop for sadness, but be careful you can get addicted to a certain type of sadness…”
Someone walking by- “now you’re just somebody that I used to know…”
Me- *stares unamused*
Customer- “but you didn’t have to cut me off…
…so can I get that hit or what?”
Me- “get out.”