Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.
Let Harley have her milf.
I know nothing about this particular drama, HOWEVER
This woman is a goddess
Do you have any tips on how to draw Tony I can’t be drawn I’m too pretty Stark? I’m trying for hours but I can’t get him right T-T
here are my hacks for drawing mcu tuna star
the most important thing: eyelash + big sparkly baby eyes (+ constant existential exhaustion for later films). the eyebrows don’t really matter that much tbh do whatever ur heart wants
goatee!! it’s beautiful and also shows u where his mouth is which is good. he needs that to talk. i give him more lip bc i like lips. i also give him more goatee because i live in IM1′s aesthetic world
uhhhhh i don’t know what his nose is but u can do whatever u want and apparently people can still tell it’s tony bc uh, i’ve nEVER DRAWN IT CORRECTLY just make it round and cute and ur good he’s a cutie
fluffy hair optional
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believe it or not i’m not an tony anti before anyone wants to try that bullshit but goddamn i’m not gonna pretend like the man isn’t questionable sometimes
Tony is my favorite character in part *because* he’s questionable. He’s human, and flawed, and makes mistakes, but he still gets up every time and tries to fix it and he learns from his mistakes, and he keeps fighting the good fight regardless of his own flaws. His flaws make him the kind of hero I can relate to
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader
Summary: You convince Bucky to have some fun in Tony’s lab.
Word Count: Almost 800
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, unprotected sex, riding, dirty talk, possessive behavior, Bucky Barnes (we love him)
A/N: Bucky was the second one requested, so here we go with drabble #2! Enjoy, lovelies!
Written on my phone and not beta read, so any and all mistakes are absolutely my own!
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“You know. He may kill us if he finds us here.”
Love your writing @navybrat817!!!
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“You should stay the night.”
Peter looked up from the lab table, on which his suit was currently being dissected. Tony had been serious about installing new protocols, and had steered Peter towards the lab the moment he’d been discharged. They’d been hunched over the suit for an hour or so, and were in the midst of creating a protocol that would allow Karen to keep track of Peter’s vitals at all times. Tony wanted access to his vitals, and Peter didn’t mind. He was alright with anything that gave Tony peace of mind.
I lost the prompt but @completelyobsessedfangirl asked for “tabloids outing Tony and Peter’s relationship, revealing him as Spider-Man in the process.” Here is a little something on that, I hope you like it!!
@sinditia you said I could tag you so here it is, I hope you like it. I love your works btw!!
TW: Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mild Panic Attack.
When Peter and Tony first start dating, when Peter turns 18, he doesn’t know how to react to Tony’s monetary affection.
“What’s this?” Peter asks as Tony hands him $500 in cash.
“Just some spending money while I’m away.” He kisses him on the head. “I’ll be back in three days. Sorry this business trip came out of nowhere. I’ll make it up to you. Let me know if you need more.” He finishes, pointing to the money.
Peter doesn’t know what to do with it. He orders himself delivery and stays in that night. Over the three days, he spends $75 of it, at most, and puts the rest away in a safe place. Just in case he ever needs it.
But he doesn’t need it, because when Tony comes home he lavishes him with anything Peter wants, and leaves some money in the mornings for Peter to do what he wants with that day, as he assumes Peter has run out.
He’s confused, and conflicted. Surely Tony knows that Peter doesn’t want or need his money, he loves him, that’s why they’re dating. Then a sinking feeling settles in his stomach. “He’s paying you, like an expensive whore.” His brain says to him. He pushes the thoughts away as best he can, but he can’t seem to shake it.
Peter silently cries himself to sleep in Tony’s bed, with his boyfriend just a foot away. Tony’s already too asleep to notice.
The next time Tony goes to give Peter money he can’t make himself take it.
“No.” He says cooly.
“What?” Tony’s hand drops.
“I don’t want your money.” He clarifies.
Tony stares at him confused. Surely that couldn’t be true. Everyone wants Tony’s money.
Peter continued, upset that he wasn’t understanding. “I’m not a whore you can just pay to keep happy Tony, and I don’t appreciate being treated like I’m so materialistic.” He snaps. It came out way harsher than it should have, but he did have a fight with Ned today, and over all a really bad day. This was just his tipping point.
“Woah, hold on now, I never said anything like that.” Tony has set the cash on the counter and raised his hands to show he meant no harm. Still, his eyebrows were knit together with confusion.
“Then why? We’re dating Tony, but I’m really quite capable of taking care of my own needs. Unless this is some sort of trade off for you? In that case, I’m wildly under informed about the nature of our relationship.”
“Trade off?” It takes Tony a moment before hefully processes it. Machines he understands, humans, not so much. “Oh god, no, I’m not paying you for sex, Peter.” He insists. He removes his glasses and pinches the bridge of his nose. “Okay, we are definitely not on the same page here.”
“Well can we get there?” Peter says, and he looks like he’s going to cry. “Please?” He adds and it breaks Tonys heart.
“Baby, I know you can take care of yourself. I know you don’t need the money. I know you’re not a whore, you’re my boyfriend.” It felt wrong even needing to assure him of that, but he did so confidently. “Even if you were a sex worker, you’d be out of my price range anyway.” He jokes.
Peter thankfully responds well, smiling at him.
“Peter, I give you money because I want to take care of you. I want you to have the things you were told no to growing up. I never want you to feel like money is an issue. I want you to feel stable. I’m not saying you can’t take care of yourself, I’m saying if you don’t want to, you don’t have to, because I can, and I’m willing. Because I love you.” Tony explains.
Peter is crying, “I’m so sorry, Mr. Stark.” He says, hugging him.
Peter hasn’t called him Mr. Stark since the last few slip ups following their making the relationship official. Tony let’s it slide though, he’s kind of missed it.
He hugs him back warmly. “Did you really think I was paying you for sex? Like a sugar baby or something?” Tony asks him.
“Maybe…” he answers, burrying his face in the crook of Tony’s neck.
“Would you be offended if I gave you a regular allowance?”
Peter laughs, “No, but maybe we can use some of it to go on a trip together? Spend it on us, instead of just me?” He asks.
“Of course baby, Id love to.”
This was so sad, pure and finally sweet in the end.
Thank you for sharing 🥺🥺
I’m a serious sucker for the whole, no one believes Peter has a Stark Industries Internship thing, and when Tony hears Peter is getting shit about it at school, he shows up randomly during lunch hours, walks in, and gives Peter something, like a note book because “Hey Pete, you forgot this, this morning when leaving the tower, thought it might be important, see you after school.”
And Peter genuinely has never seen this note book before in his life, but Tony needed the excuse to come make everyone feel like little shits for picking on him.
Bonus: he opens the notebook and it says “They should believe you now. Have a good day!”
This is canon.
“Hey, Mr. Stark, was the blow job he gave you to get the internship at least good?”
Tony stops and turns around.
“Anyone want to put a face to that question?”
No one steps forward.
“That’s what I thought. Here’s a question of my own: What’s the formula for Vacuum Permeability?”
No one answers. All of the faces, save one, are confused.
“Mu nought equals 4 pi times 10 to the negative 7 weber divided by ampere times meter.”
“Correct. And the ground-state energy of positronium is most nearly equal to? Anyone?”
Again, blank faces. “Mr. Parker?”
“Negative 6.8 electron volts.”
“Correct. And unlike triglycerides, phospholipid molecules… Any idea?”
More confused faces, some uncomfortable shifting around. Tony sighs. “Mr. Parker?”
“Phospholipid molecules have two lipid tails, Sir.”
Tony smiles tightly. “That’s why Mr. Parker is interning for Stark Industries. Maybe next time instead of inventing wild theories about how he got the internship, you should ask yourselves why you all didn’t.” He turns to look at Peter. “Dr. Banner’s in town, you’ll be in Lab Delta this week. See you after school, Mr. Parker.”
Peter nods, face still flushed. “Yes, Sir.”
Tony leaves and no one says anything. Everyone just starts to shuffle back to their cliques and classrooms. Peter stands with Ned and MJ.
“Wow,” Ned half-sighs.
“Not bad,” MJ says.
There’s a buzzing and Peter checks his phone.
The blowjob was excellent, by the way.
Peter deletes the message with a smirk.
Vacant Mind (Ch. 1)
Here we go… the “didn’t know they were dating” fic has commenced.
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Peter trudged through the streets, biting back a groan whenever the bustling passerby would bump into him. He felt hot, unnaturally so, and the sweat plastering his hair to the nape of his neck did nothing to cool him down. He wondered dimly when it had gotten so warm. The snow at his feet clung to his shoes, reminding him of the chill he was meant to be feeling, but he only felt uncomfortable in his jacket.
He shrugged it off, allowing the cold air to encompass his heated body. He stuffed the jacket into his backpack as he walked, and caught sight of the Spider-Man suit nestled at the bottom of the bag. Any excitement he might have had at the prospect of patrolling was replaced by dread. He was too tired to patrol, but saving lives was a job he took seriously, and so he ducked into an alley and donned his suit.
Karen switched on the heater in his suit the moment he put it on, and Peter barely restrained his complaints. Karen was programmed to keep the heater on in temperatures below 55℉, and had been ever since Tony found out that Peter couldn’t thermoregulate. If he switched it off, Karen would notify Tony, who would then badger him until he confessed that he wasn’t feeling well.
It was a protocol that Peter had thought was sweet when it was first installed. It made him feel like Tony cared about him beyond making sure he didn’t die in battle. Now, it was a thorn in his side.
Would you add me to the tag list please! I love this ❤❤❤
Sending out this beauty tomorrow.
Hold up where? Which comic op?
Marvel Presents #5. The whole comic is basically the Symbiote trying to get Eddie laid(because they’re low on phenylethylamine), then realizing that what he’s actually attracted to is the Symbiote itself. Eddie agrees to a trip to the Bone Zone with it and there is a “tasteful cut to black” as Eddie says “watch the teeth’.
Wait what?? Did this really happen?? Links and Sources op pretty please?
Like I said, it’s in Marvel Presents #5. You can get it anywhere you buy/read comics online. I do have some screenshots though.
every time i see someone go ‘THEY DID??!’ my heart grows three sizes
yes, they did! they did!!!
The fact that the Venom movie was a romantic comedy with Eddie and Venom as the leads did not come out of thin air.
⌛ Time Travel, Time Loop & Parallel/Multiple Versions ⌛
⏲️ Time Travel
- My Heart Is an Open Wound by me: 2 Tony (one is from the past). Smut and angst. Probably the fic that gives me the most pride.
- Overcome by thinkatory: Peter travels back in time and meets pre-suit Tony. Expect wonderful feels!
- Changing Outcomes by tuesday: a hot OS about Peter meeting pre-suit Tony.
- Beyond by me: Peter travels back in time and meets MIT-era Tony. Lots of feels.
♾️ Time Loop
- Thursday by Anonymous: an interactive P/T fic, it’s lots of fun!
💕 Parallel/Multiple Versions
- i don’t wanna feel regret, just imagine by SbiderSlut: It’s a WIP since 2018, but I definitely recommend it, as it’s one of my favorite Starker fics ever. Tags say 2 Tony and 2 Peter, and so far we’ve got Peter/Parallel Tony and there’s smut and feels and it’s such a blast!
- Portal Problems by Arethereanydamnusernamesleft: 2 Tony, a personal favorite where Peter longs for Tony and gets his wish when a parallel Tony drops by.
- Set Theory by Anonymous: 2 Peter, on my Pile to Read, same case as Return. WIP as of May 2021, updated recently.
- 7:56 by Anonymous: a fun OS where Peter gets all the Tonys for his birthday!
Not everyone who sees this will even know who the heck I am, lmao, but that’s fine. Maybe you can appreciate this message anyway.
Welcome back! I missed you when you left and I’m so happy to see you back. You def are not selfish for trying to take care of yourself and I sincerely hope you’re feeling better now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I’m thinking about leaving the Starker fandom for a few reasons.
The main one is that my only Starker friend has left the fandom and essentially left me along with it. That was the person I would bs about the movies and fandom with as well as my rp partner. Nobody else seems to want to be friends (let alone rp). I have no one to show my wip art or fics with which makes it virtually impossible for me to motivate myself to create anything. Then I’m just hurt by being left and it’s scary to let anyone else in.
I’m also tired of antis and afraid that they’ll target me even though I’ve only had one so far. I also think my account has been flagged because I can’t search my blog by tags anymore, meaning no one can even find my art and fics.
Also I feel like the Starker fandom is dying and I almost don’t want to be that person hanging on at the end, because that’s depressing.
I don’t know, man. I don’t want to go. I just don’t like to be left and I can’t tolerate my feelings about it. I’ve been filling every waking moment with some kind of activity because I can’t stand the quiet and the feelings of emptiness inside of me. And I wish everything didn’t end this way.
I know no one will read this or care because I’m not important to the fandom, but I just wanted to let it out.
Some of us are still kicking!!! If you wanna leave then I wish you well, but there is a few of us still keeping it going! I think when the new Spider-Man 3 trailer drops or the movie drops in December that it’ll breathe life back into the community. We’re still here💞
@kingnorth Another starker shipper here still living the dream. Send me a message if you wanna talk rp, I wouldn’t mind exploring possibilities for a new rp
How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)
Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)
A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with
You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.
i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™
JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES
SHOW US THE IRONDICK
Omg. Its back.
So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing
it got better
I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???
@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.
Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies.
#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg
This person knows what they’re talking about
This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.
Give us the irondick.
Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???
It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.
RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.
He’s got mostly naked before.
Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death
I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?
Cover their eyes
cover their eyes.
That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones
*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie
Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.
Viva le revoldicktion
Viva le revoldicktion
*le gasp* ITS BACK!
I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!
iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,
IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK
@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth
This whole thread is amazing
if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist
You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.
I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.
Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!
please why does this keep showing up on my dash
*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
The devil works hard …
but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder
It’s nice to be appreciated.
This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick
No, perfect size, also like the irondick.
this post has appeared before me yet again
unlike the irondick
juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck.
less than zero? naked
wonder boys? mostly naked
friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked
restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick
1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear
sherlock holmes? mostly naked
random photoshoots? mostly naked
he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”
Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.
*openly sobbing* Beautiful
Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists
THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN
LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER
And good bye *Screee*
*adds to make it longer*
Thicc like the irondick
Good god y'all are thirsty
thirsty and proud
Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto
HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange
im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q
No mercy until our demands are met!
But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?
Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.
This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’
And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so
Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME
God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!
And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!
And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :
As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome
ISPI - Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick
I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!
I too demand Irondick!
This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.
I love it!
Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!
I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand
It’s what I’m here for
Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post
It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.
I hate it and love it.
i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me
If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!
TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..
That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.
This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.
This is kind of scaring me now.
It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime
God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again
If Tony Stark’s dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy
DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK
Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.
How the hell did this get in my drafts
Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post
Wtf is this
Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.
All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.
And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’
That’s beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.
Let us never give in in these trying times
Viva le revoldicktion
Let the Irondick live on
Staff can’t stop us! Keep fighting!
VIVA LE REVOLDICKTION!!!!!
Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.
THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE IRONDICK
Irondick surviving the purge is the greatest news I could have received today ❤️
There are a lot of additions I could reblog, but this one has a Lucifer gif
What… what is this???
I wanna be part of the irondick revolution
VIVA LA IRONDICK BITCHES
just wanna take a moment to appreciate the tags
are you all that horny for tony’s dick like honestly
you ain’t stephen
you ain’t gonna get it
you know what-
This is the longest and most hilarious text post I’ve seen on this site. Wish luck to you thirsty bitches
This post is soooo looongggg
there ya go
This is the first time I’ve seen this and it is so much worse than I could imagine
I aim to please
This gives me 2012 tumblr supernatural era vibes and I live for it
Endgame can’t be the end because we haven’t seen the irondick yet. Simple as that.
Forgot to add this
how is this the first time i’ve seen this…
Slightly scared to see the Revolution respond to this… I hear chanting… save me…
Could? I did.
This is actually my first time seeing this post…Viva la Revoldicktion just broke my naked Tony virginity
Maybe somewhere in the Multiverse, the writers of Deadpool are listening and will slip us some Iron Dick eventually!!!
So long as the multiverse exists, Tony Stark can never truly die, and neither can the *deep breath*
still no irondick, but…
…what about crop top armor and iron garter stockings?
Never gonna let this die
Im joining this irondick cult ya’ll
What’s the point of life without freedom
What’s the point freedom without choice
What’s the point of choice if we’re not Heard
#iron dick 2020
I relinquish my atheism in honor of the iron dick. I will only go down to my knees for iron dick (and ironstrange tbh)
Praise the dick
FREE THE IRON DICK
@ellisper sent me this, and I agree with them, this is definitely a joke about how huge the irondick is. I agree.
Omg this post went a full round and now its
back ans THICCER THAN EVER
you guys know what goes well with irondick?
Y'ALL REALLY OUT HERE TESTING MARVEL, DISNEY, TUMBLR, AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR SOME DICK. i respect the grind.
“grind” you say? 👀👀
Its back… Its been so long
This is my first time seeing this post and it’s definitely one of the strangest things I remember seeing on this site.
Me, writing a fic: okay lets pluck Tony from avengers assemble, steve from cafa, bruce from avengers 1, thor from ragnarok, natasha from caws, clint from the comics-
-and put them all in
StarkAvengers Tower and make them.have family movie nights.
Let’s add Peter from CACW and Bucky from FatWS and it’s perfect 👌
Writer: There Was Only One Bed…
Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*
Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles
Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining
There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.
Dear god you’re right, you’re so right
I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge…
How many different ways can you write this one trope.
There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.
My sleep deprived ass:
OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF
There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.
Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:
I AM ALL OF THIS I WILL LITERALLY READ ANYTHING
There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe
Enemies to lovers fans
There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.
My OT3-loving ass:
It me! They all me!