If Hieronymus Bosch Painted About Perlin Noise by Platinus
If Hieronymus Bosch Painted About Perlin Noise by Platinus
Pierre Jean-Louis is a multimedia artist based in New York and Philadelphia, who has built up quite a social media following as a result of his unique works. Jean-Louis paints mystical images of the universe and nature onto images of Black women’s natural hair. His intricate works feature flowers, vines, and even an entire forest, all seamlessly woven into coils and kinks. Jean-Louis even invites his followers to tag him in their photos on Instagram so that he can consider their portraits as well.
Rock stations be like “We only do three things here, drink beer, watch sports, and play the hardest rock in the whole world, and if you don’t like it you can pull that tampon out of your vagina you girl” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]
Alt stations be like “Tired of that tired pop station, welcome to your new alternative, where we only play the most left of the dial underground artists we can find” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]
Throwback stations be like “We’re here to bring you all your favorite classics of decades past, doesn’t matter when, 70s, 80s, 90s, whatever takes you back to the days of old” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]
I thought it was only here in the bay
ye awaken with a minty butthole
how do ye proceed
ye spread ye cheeks to the nearest mirror. inside ye butthole is a bottle of DR. BRONNER’S PEPPERMINT SOAP
ye attempteth to take ye soap out of ye butthole but ye buttholds fast
ye look around ye room. this is where ye sleep on a stinky matress without a bedframe or sheet to be found. on ye wall ye sees ye HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR (2015), ye chest o'drawers has a record player with FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS on the spindle, ye night stand has a small bottle of DR. BRONNER’S BUTTHOLE RELEASE cream. doors to ye bathroom and ye kitchen are both on ye north wall.
Use record player use record player
ye listen to the entirety of FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS, playing THE CHAIN four times in a row, forgetting about ye minty butthole problems.
Ye narrator tires of using pseudo old timey speech and she suddenly abandons it. The HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR is flipped to JULY 2015, on it there is a HUNKY FIRELAD, insanely toned wearing nothing but a fire helmet and a jock strap, he is partially submerged in a giant bowl of chili. Between his legs he straddles a large firehose, clearly a penis metaphor. His eyes look seductive but somehow, impatient. Like he has an important meeting to get to, a meeting with your genitals, perhaps? Oh also I guess you circled JULY, 17TH, 2015 for some reason but whatever.
It’s your kitchen. On your refrigerator sits a goblin. On the walls are two sexy calendars - both from 2015, one is SPICY FIREFIGHTIN’ LASSES and the other is AGENDER ARSONISTS, maybe you wished to give the firefighters a purpose by giving them fires to fight? After all, what’s a sexy hero without a sexy sexy villain? You don’t have a stove, stop asking about the stove.
You embrace the goblin. The goblin, touch starved, begins to cry on your shoulder.
There’s this phenomenon where people are okay with the end result of something, but if they happen to see it while it’s in progress, they absolutely freak out. I noticed this in the “but these names are MADE UP” thread: nowadays we don’t bat an eye at Brittany and Madison, but watching other place names go through the process of becoming people names is cause for a pearl-clutching moral panic.
Sometime I’m going to make a master post of names like this: ones that sound totally normal today but were considered “made up” when they first come into common use. There’s a lot more than you’d think.
I think some people truly believe, implicitly or explicitly, that language is handed down from on high and human interference with it is “unnatural”. You see it a lot, for example, with older people clutching their pearls about new slang. I guess I’m not surprised to see it on Tumblr too – there really is a deeply conservative and often reactionary note underlying rhetoric here.
An elementary school student showed up to school wearing an orange T-shirt with a hand-drawn logo representing the University of Tennessee Volunteers and was bullied by the other students for it. When the university found out, they used his logo on an official T-shirt. ABC News reports that “demand for the product is so high that it crashed the school’s website.”
I’m sorry, but I can’t be overly happy with this. They’re selling these shirts for $14.99 a pop and making a killing, meanwhile they’ve extended an offer to cover his tuition as compensation. Great! We say, they’re recognising that they can’t just rip a fourth grader off and get away with it.
Except they still can and they still have. He doesn’t get a free ride, he still needs to meet the entry requirements and maybe even more importantly, they’re not giving him an option. What if the uni doesn’t offer the course he wants? What if he’s no longer living in Tennessee? What if he just doesn’t want to go?
Pay the kid, for fuck’s sake.
Republicans are disgusting. Here is your tyranny, brought to you by the cowards in the GOP Congress.
There’s a protest held by the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe.
Please please please boost and donate!!!! This is practically my backyard!
This tree will be just one of the casualties if things continue 😥
Again, the link is broken
https://www.gofundme.com/carrizocomecrudotribeoftexas this is a real link
Please share the correct version
On mobile but awareness about this needs to be raised
Please donate if you can!
some of you have never made a wug joke and had your mentions be filled with “wuggi” “wuggen” “wugata” “wugapodes” “wüge” “woge” “wugose” “wuggim” “weese” “wugdem” “wugọ̄” “wuggis” “wugot” “wugwug” “wugites” “wuug” “wuggana” “wugeaux” “wugren” “woog” “wuggak” “wuxen” and it shows
Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!
WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS
Dickens: Where’s Anderson…?
*peeks out the window*
can’t wait until everything we know about life is entirely outdated and our great grandchildren hover over us in their bioluminescent iMerkaba, telepathically ridiculing us while simultaneously uploading our personal information to the Seer Database so the Ascended can infuse our blood brain barrier with hyper intelligent spores to remove our capability to wrongthink entirely
I just want to belabor this point for a moment.
These images are not explicit. These pictures show two adults, engaging in consensual kissing. That’s it. It isn’t violent, it isn’t pornographic. It’s literally just two adult humans sharing a kiss.
It’s ludicrous and insulting that – especially in 2018 – this is flagged, either by some sort of badly-designed algorithm, or by shitty homophobic people.
And to just restate something that I reblogged a little bit ago:
the reality is that for a lot of the LGTBQ+ community, particularly younger members still discovering themselves and members in extremely homophobic environments where most media sites were banned (but Tumblr wasn’t even considered important enough to be), this was a bastion of information and self-expression.
I am so lucky. I am so massively lucky and privileged. I’m rich, I’m white, I’m a CIS male in a heterosexual relationship. I can look just about anywhere in the world and see myself represented in art and media. My experience has been normalized to the exclusion and oppression of people who don’t share that experience.
That. Must. Change.
I can only imagine what it must feel like to fight every second of ever day just to exist in a world that is filled with people who share my demographic (but not my values) using their wealth and power and privilege to attack you, simply for being who you are, for existing. I can only imagine how terrible and suffocating and exhausting that must be.
According to marginalized and vulnerable people, this change in policy will directly hurt them, and that’s indefensible.
The ridiculousness of this policy change can be simply illustrated by the image here being flagged. Why was it flagged? Because homophobia is rampant and too many people who should stand up against it are cowards who don’t want to risk their own wealth and privilege in the service of people who can’t defend themselves.
I applaud and admire and respect the hell out of everyone in the LGBTQ community here who have formed networks and friendships and relationships and support structures for each other. You have worked so hard to create and maintain a safe space for each other, and I’m embarrassed, appalled, and furious that people who look like me are making your lives – hell, your very existence – so hard.
I’m just one person, and maybe it won’t matter or make a difference, but I stand with you, not just on this website, but in our entire universe. I see you. I love you. I value you.
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