@april

bonbonbatty :

a somewhat old kumatora drawing i forgot to post

eternalscoob :

when will they invent sex for women

fanghusband :

replacing my mental illness with vampirism

gold is a shade of orange

i STIILLL want to rename the xkit rewrite especially since its a self-contained bundle of content scripts rather than a collection of userscripts but i am not creative enough and want a short and snappy name…

i already tried “[x] for Tumblr” and its too long-winded so it sucks and anything else with “Tumblr” in the title is a no-go because of my need to do everything so so correctly and take no risks. also “Tumblr Enhancement Suite” would share an acronym with “The Elder Scrolls” so i refuse to do that

im almost tempted to make the new web interface’s codename more public by calling it “Redpop Plus” since it only affects the react site…

unvisitableroom :

daily reminder to gently hold your cat’s face in your hands and say to it “you’re a real human being”

getdisowned :

reductress does it again

spicymochi :

opossum blossom

savehut :

calamari doodle

april :

the xkit girl has logged on

to animal crossing. i can only work when i am at least 80% relaxed sorry

the xkit girl has logged on

nonbinarychaoticstupid :

parapolitics :

i suck ass at being a girl boss my empire is crumbling so bad

my ability is Eat Cheese

tetrablock :

shoib

blushily :

Commission for PaperMarioFan

tfw i improve something and want to show it off but i didnt take a screenshot of how it was when i started so the improvement is not obvious </3

no more wasted vertical space AND iframe-type preferences should automatically resize when their contents mutate… preddy sexy

nbmilf :

cosmo. wanda. i wish every attack on titan fan to goes to hell no matter what.

serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty :

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snarp :

Dupe….. cure my ailments……….

Bu….. you will not help………..

Doing his best

reading make u thirsty? yeah… thats why its called parchment

gordon-pint :

sharkpunks :

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story.

mouthpressure :

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

demonias-archive :

april :

[wario in warioware snapped voice] wah ha ha

*endless camera music as you try and fail to be recognised as person-shaped*

[wario in warioware snapped voice] wah ha ha

i do not think im getting anything done today but thats ok because tomorrow i will have at least two debuffs removed

rosiesdreams :

“A little heartthrob”  The Canadian Goose and Vermilion Flycatcher

apple-a-la-mode :

autisticreimu :

this song would not be out of place in Shadow the Hedgehog (2005)

gomigomipomi :

Been a while since I drew a splatfest themed art

azuumori :

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