me: i’m the worst
me, after attempting to improve my self esteem for over a year: i’m the best (at being the worst)
u know when tumblr made all the old accounts change their password?? I’ve lost access to the email address I used bc it’s super old so I can’t change my password and it won’t let me log in without changing it :( I’m only logged in on my iPod and it won’t let me change my email address or anything on here and it’s only a matter of time until this iPod breaks :( I’m sorry friend!!!
hi friends!!! I’m so sorry that I haven’t been around much lately, to cut a long story short I’ll probably lose access to this blog soon enough so I’ve MOVED to flowernerdvevo.tumblr.com and while I’m here I just wanted to say that whilst using this blog I’ve loved and lost a load of gr9 people on here and I want to thank u all for all of ur love and strange anonymous messages, ur all wonderful lil sunflowers and I’m so glad our paths crossed, thank u for the strange popularity u gave some of my posts, I’m going to follow as many of u that I can remember on my new blog, but honestly just thank u all ur all rad I hope ur all well and that u continue to blossom into the beautiful lil flowers u are, if u need me u know where to find me, I’ll still be bloggin about dogs n mike wazowski and my ask is always open, long live memes xxxxx
snapchat filter: *completely changes every single one of my facial features*
me: wow…how did i not notice this before but maybe i don’t look that bad after all? it’’s amazing that i really look like this haha i just never noticed
I wish there was a flipped version of Chopped Junior where the kids are the judges and they evaluate professional chefs’ meals.
“I didn’t eat your salad cause I don’t have ranch.”
“Your dish smelled weird.”
“I’m not hungry!”
That would be a refreshing ego check to witness.
President Obama offered to pay for Vice President Biden’s son’s cancer treatment after finding out Biden was considering selling his house to pay for it. That’s really kind but… holy shit. If the *Vice President* has to *sell his house* to pay for healthcare, what chance do regular Americans have? How is anyone still alive in that country?? Australia, do not do anything to creep in the direction of America’s healthcare system. Keep Medicare free. Including frikking pap smears.