@babyyouareallineed

grampasimpson:

tag yourself i’m chandler

icing-on-the-rink :

HERE

chicagolove88 :

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

This post always is on point

deep-sexts :

follow for sexual texts

jakemalik :

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

mydarkestshade :

narabean :

wilwheaton :

thisisfusion :

We made a Chrome extension to add real, ridiculous Donald Trump quotes to every mention of his name.

Try it for yourself. It does not disappoint.

Hahahaha. Genius.

OH. MY. GOD. 

ADDING THAT EXTENTION WAS PROBABLY THE BEST DICISION OF MY LIFE

This helped make a really shitty day a little bit better

skykayes-x :

👌🏼

youreapproachingafangirl :

Happy 33rd birthday, Sophia Anna Bush (July 8th, 1982)

onetreehill-gifs:

5x12 when Jamie is missing // 9x07 when Nathan is missing

sophiabushgifs:

I’ve always wanted to fight for people who didn’t have arms. I’ve always wanted to speak up for people who don’t have a voice. I’ve always wanted to protect people who couldn’t protect themselves. It’s my nature. It’s my instinct. - Happy 33rd Birthday Sophia Anna Bush

onetreehill-gifs :

one tree hill relationships

↳Lucas and Jamie ♔ “You’re kinda like my Uncle Keith, aren’t ya? Well, I like to think that’s exactly who I am. (…) What I do know is that [Keith] loved me and was proud of me, just like I love you and am proud of you.”

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

hockeylvr42 :

mathematigoaliegifted :

hockeylvr42 :

just-shower-thoughts :

If everything in the universe suddenly got 100 times bigger, at the exact same time, there’d be no way of noticing.

Calm down Plato, I only like to question my existence after 5pm

But if you think about it, it’s always after 5 pm.

STOP

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

missj0hnson :

I’ve never seen anything more sincere

iwaskixxinq :

That moment when you find a catfish

utmostidiocy :

Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets.

powerburial :

surprisebitch :

powerburial :

signedsincerelymegan :

powerburial :

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

greenwithenby :

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK