“lover” is an old fashioned romantic gay person word
every swiftie commenting on this post gets sent to the shadow dimension
if you still had any doubts the police are not here to serve and protect
frank ordonez’ (the ups driver) brother is raising money for a lawyer, to cover funeral costs and to help frank’s little daughter’s school costs
im starting to think “you need dysphoria to be trans” means “you need chest dysphoria to be trans”
I’m reading this thing about how farmers in Japan considered thunderstorms to be good luck because they’d make more mushrooms grow so some Japanese scientists created this lil electrical machine that they wheeled through the forest administering shocks to the ground to simulate lightning strikes and the areas that they shocked yielded twice as many mushrooms as unshocked plots of land ⚡️🍄
the fact that we reached a point where we can simulate fake storms to make little buddies grow twice as much is like magic but slightly to the left and just down right delightful
don’t like when the ‘hey don’t treat kids like shit’ discussion comes around again there’s always those people that are like ‘you can hate kids just don’t be cruel to them’
like no that’s still not helping. having that energy doesn’t help either. it doesn’t matter if you’re not mean to them, still having those feelings….it’s cruel to me. like what are we hating children for? for just living in the world as children? world’s already too cold, leave the kids alone.
Your cute cat of the day
Once upon a time I tried to do a “thank you” video. Thurston decided instead that I would put down the phone and cuddle him for 30 minutes. Yes, this is what he does when he wants to cuddle. Saying no is not an option
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU IN YOUR 70S AND STILL DONT KNOW ABOUT SALES TAX. YOUR TOTAL IS $16.04 NOT $14.99 YOU DUMB OLD FUCK. DONT GET PISSED AT ME ABOUT IT. AND STOP TAPPING THE PINPAD WITH YOUR FINGERNAIL, THATS NOT HOW TOUCH SCREENS WORK.