At this point, if I follow you back …. I’m tryna fuck.
Maybe the greatest honor a comic could receive.“…he made a leap year joke about how Julius Caesar became such a “powerful maniac” that he was stabbed to death by senators — after which Mulaney told the SNL audience, “That would be an interesting thing if we brought that back now!” Mulaney revealed to Kimmel that that punchline earned him a rare accomplishment: a Secret Service investigation. “I guess they opened a file on me because of the joke, and I have to say: Am I stoked there’s a file open on me? Absolutely. Did I enjoy it in the moment? Not so much,”
yeah it’s fucking disgusting actually, please don’t ever breathe near a bi woman or abuse victim again
So they’re gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?
Haha haha that’d be crazy
“Why don’t you just say no?”
Men don’t respect women’s autonomy. That’s why we need womanism. They clearly don’t know the reality of the danger women face in every day life. Saying no is like a fast track pass to violence since men are actual children and can’t handle any form of rejection
The person who thought of that is actually a genius.
God oh god. I needed that
Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law
If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.
I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life
<B><i>Saving a life.
potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced
fuck this post
- people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song
ok but have you ever actually listened to The Beatles?
yes they’re boring and old meanwhile potential breakup song goes hard as hell
K BUT FUCK THIS POST
Wait people actually think aly and aj are better than the Beatles. That’s a thing? Every song by the Beatles? Really? Have you heard while my guitar gently weeps, I want you (she’s so heavy), help!, I want to hold your hand, blackbird, oh! darling, hey Jude, good night, can’t buy me love, paperback rider, Eleanor Rigby, ok I could go on forever…
that’s nice but potential breakup song is undeniably better than all of those songs
Seeing this post, as a person who loves music and has educated them self on many genres and eras, makes me want to cut off every person who likes potential breakup song arms and beat them with them. Beatles are the sole reason for that songs existence and were completely revolutionary to compare the two is like comparing skrillex to Bach.
It’s just not okay
me, jamming out to potential breakup song: ok cool… anyways…
Clearly you’ve never listened to enough of the Beatles. You probably only know them because, guess what, they were one of the best bands of all time, arguably the very best. in a few years aly and aj will be desperate has-beens. The Beatles have and will endure because they had genuine skill, passion, and talent.
me: *violently shaking my ass to potential breakup song*
You understand that….you just look stupid right ?
me: *looks stupid while enjoying one of the most iconic songs in music history, potential breakup song*
date of origin: 2nd of august, 2015.
Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*
a small rhythmic motion: is happening
us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible
These are believed to be the first ever lesbian self-portraits which were taken in 1910. Photo booths were how most of the earliest forms of queer visual documentation started. It was the only way they could capture a photo in total secrecy since there was no need for a third party taking the picture.
i keep seeing people say “why would you leave this in the tags” but the alternative is to actually comment on someones post and i thought we all collectively decided that was a bad idea years ago
“why did you leave this in the tags” because it would be obnoxious otherwise