Dooku: You took my grandpadawan’s virginity.
Cody: Sorry. Won’t happen again, sir.
a concept: codywan cinderella au
obi-wan, prince of the jedi order, falls madly in love with a mysterious man in a white and gold dress uniform, unaware that he’s actually an underpaid, overworked security guard living on the lower levels who dreams of one day becoming a knight
Somewhere lost in the millions and millions of hours of security footage there is a recording of Obi-Wan and Cody standing alone in an office late at night.
The audio for recording was never listened to. Security audio recordings were only ever listen to if a threat was suspected to have occurred during a recorded event. There was nothing notable about a general and his commander discussing strategy.
But they weren’t. They were talking about after. After the war. After Cody had citizenship somewhere. After Obi-Wan left the Jedi. After this was all over.
They weren’t making plans. They wouldn’t do that not while the war was still raging. Making a plan would just guarantee that they’d have to watch that plan fail.
Instead they were imagining.
Obi-Wan was telling Cody all the places he’d take him. All the restaurants they’d eat at. All the old friends he’d introduce Cody to.
Cody was talking about sleeping in late wrapped around each other. About dancing together in public. About having Anakin, Padme, and Ahsoka over for dinner.
It wasn’t much but in that moment they could almost see it.
They would exchange their vows somewhere quiet and private just the two of them. And not long after after the children would come because they both knew there’d be children if they ever got their happy ever after. A gaggle of multi-species siblings. Orphans from the war that had ripped through the galaxy.
Eventually the two part and return to their sleeping quarters. None of it can be at least not yet but they have hope.
This footage sits unwatched unreviewed unnoteworthy. But it exists.
i think that obi wan was definitely physically attracted to jango fett, but thought he’d be fine on the attachment front because he thought jango was an ass, but then he met cody and went “being a dick isn’t genetic?? oh i’m so fucked”
Ohhhoooo request are open and I'm readyyyy!! I wanted to ask for some codywan angst but after seeing your last disaster trio art I'm like —how about an old fashioned chest to chest codywan hug? You know when you're hugging someone you don't want to let go 🥺
Annnn… I did a bit of both (mwahaha). I went post-hardeen here. I was thinking Cody was ‘resting’ in his rooms, trying to sleep past the pain and grief, when he hears shouts in the hallways saying ‘he’s back’… ‘the general’s back’… exhausted and confused (because how could he back) he follows the voices to the mess and sees him. He can’t move, he just stands there and stares. It’s Obi-Wan that approaches and hugs him and whispers ‘I’m sorry’ over and over. Cody doesn’t care, he just takes a shuddering breath and squeezes him tighter. 🥰
Obi-Wan: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.
Cody: But, darling, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Obi-Wan : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Cody: Is it working?
Tattoo Obi-wan AU (???)
(Thank you for checking my grammar, @/new-anon! 💖)
When obi-wan gets the second tattoo, he’s more positive and enjoying it than the first time🌟
And I read a amazing story of tattooed obi-wan!! but is it ok to share it here? Should I get the author’s permission to introduce? If this isn’t ok, I’ll delete this part.
“Oh, sir, your lightsaber! Let me get that for you 💕!”
POV: You’re Marshal Commander Cody, you’ve fallen in love with the person voted Sexiest Man Alive by the whole galaxy for three years running, and in your desperation you actually listen when Fives tells you about something called the “bend-and-snap”.
Thoughts on CodyWan?🥺
I love them……..,
“I express my affection by trying to sacrifice myself” Obi-wan with “my mission is to protecc and that’s what I’m gonna do” Cody is a godtier combo
Obi-Wan, currently getting choked to death by PT Cody: If *wheeze* villain bad... why- sexy?
Rex, still trying to get a good shot: oh my fucking god
my stupid ass thought about obi-wan getting choked while rex uselessly chills nearby with his camera, trying to get a good photo
So I’m not one for the classic pining for each other, slow burn romantic tropes. What I do love however, is a strong established relationship between characters that is sort of, you know, undefined.
The characters themselves know of course, they love each other unconditionally. But to the people around its…unclear what the relationship is.
I love to see this with the Cody and Obi-Wan ship. They both don’t seem to be into public displays of affection to me, so it must be really unclear to people what their relationship exactly is. They just seem really close.
Are they a couple? Are they just very good friends? Are they secretly married? Nobody really knows and nobody dares to ask.
And then years later, there’s this guy living with Ben Kenobi in the desert. And when Ben gets asked about him he just says: “Oh, Cody? Yes, he’s my partner.”
And people are like, partner?? In what sense?
And Ben will just shrug and kiss Cody on the cheek, while Cody smirks and it only leads to more confusion.
Cody with boxers and socks: Morning babes *kiss Obi-wan forehead*
Obi-wan: Cody, I am on a zoom meeting.
Cody: Oh sh-*runs away from the camera*
Rex: Professor, I don’t want to see my brother again like this. Its give me ideas I don’t want to know.
So… I see in Star Wars fan-fiction a lot, namely with any ship relating to Obi-Wan, writers using “Force” as an expletive during sex. For some reason I find this to be the funniest thing ever.
Is the Force chill with this???
Or is it like:
Obi-Wan: Oh (insert name), that feels so good! Force! Oh Force, yes!
we’ve talked about obiwan unlocking a new level of gay panic when he sees purge trooper cody, but how about the flip side of it: cody sees that obiwan is, in fact, still alive and realizes that he did not, in fact, kill obiwan during order 66. now cody needs to kill/capture obiwan before vader can call him to say ‘i told u so’
IS YOU READY BECAUSE LISTEN
it’s currently 1:41am and i kid you not i have been wanting to finish this for ages but just. cannot. for no reason but now!!!!!!!!
they have daily holocalls to make sure the other is okay when they’re separated and you know what i now realise i didn’t colour the holocom but i’m ignoring it and hope you like this!!!
The clones are well documented to be little shits so they 100% change each other’s nicknames all the time in the comm system and in their chats
I’m imagining the first time Vader goes to comm purge trooper Cody, he can’t find his name in the system so he has to look up 2224, only for it to come up as ‘Kamino’s number one grindr user’ or something
Darthvader: what’s up with the name
Kamino’s number one grindr user: what’s it to you, homophobe?
i laughed so hard at the homophobe part oh my god, like i know you focused on the changing names in the group chat but just imagine vader knowing that cody has the hots for obi-wan and uses it to tease him so cody pulls an uno reverse card and calls vader a homophobe whenever he’s acting like a dick
vader: cody we have to talk about your strategies for our upcoming mission
purge trooper cody: and why is that
vader: we have to make some adjustments to improve the overall plan
purge trooper cody, narrowing his eyes: not sure whether this is homophobia or clonephobia
212th Attack Battalion
Cody: My policy as Commander is,”If you see something, say something.”
Shiny trooper, raises hand: I saw General Kenobi shirtless in his tent.
Cody: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about, people.
cody and bly, listening to their brothers thirsting on kamino for every person ever: immature, really, we were made for war, it is very unprofessional to go after your feelings and needs-
cody and bly, seeing their generals fight for the first time: