Harry explicitly saying BROWN skin. All the time you hear artists say “tan” or “sun kissed” or some shit like that but HE SAID BROWN. One of the hottest artists said BROWN SKIN and wrote a soft sweet song about a brown person. Don’t talk to me. I’m emo 🥺🥺🥺
Me, a brown person:
mike hanlon and bill denbrough aren’t in love, no. that would mean that they could fall out of it, and that simply isn’t quite true. a better way to describe it is that they love each other unconditionally. more than anyone and anything, more than y'all could even imagine. thank you for coming to my TED talk. 🚲
this really is so funny to me like lbr audra obviously has hundreds of twitter stans and bill probably has fans but authors don’t get stans like actors do. so bill’s made the decision to leave audra for this small town librarian who is just incredibly beautiful and has absolutely zero online presence or connections and audra’s tweeting out memes to her rabid fanbase about the hot divorce lawyer stan put her in touch with and bill is just posting pictures of mike all captioned “mike”. famous comedian richie tozier comments the eggplant emoji on every single one. fashion designer beverly hanscom-marsh is talking about them like she’s known them forever even though last year she said bill’s books “weren’t for her”. meanwhile bill and mike are living it up in florida and are sometimes sighted at disneyland wearing matching mickey mouse ears
imagine party boy bill denbrough who does the dumbest shit while drunk and can get a room of people to do shots like it’s no one’s business
but as soon as his boyfriend richie shows up he just melts and floats to him with hearts all around him like a cartoon and wraps his arms around his waist and tucks his head under his chin, and he can’t stop telling everyone “guys this is my boyfriend!! my boyfriend is here!!” and he can’t stop kissing richies cheek and telling him he loves him a million times a minute (it’s enough to get richie blushing bc wow he’s really got the cutest boyfriend ever huh?) like drunk bill is so clingy richie loves it
and then richie gets drunk too and they get up to dumb shit together (all the while trying to make out with each other at the same time bc they’re in love and they (think they) can multitask)
- think of a word that crops up in your fic. translate to latin. boom.
- song lyrics !
- poetry is your friend poetry blogs are your FRIEND
- title by date
- title by what happens, but slightly abstracted.
- in which _ and _ and _, but _
- 5 + 1, but swap out the numbers for whatever fits
- paste in the title of the word document because there are no laws guiding this shit
- one word title
excuse you, I translate to *Greek*
I wanted it in a bingo form, but I needed a few more ways, anyway, here we go.
Really prolific fanfic authors should just use the Shakespeare’s sonnets as inspo and start numbering them.
I literally BARELY read the title anyway, the description and tags are way more useful.
I’ll give her a HAH and a hiYAH and I keek her ser.
“I could teach you the latest dance steps. It starts with like a WHOOP, and then you get real crazy with the hips, sir. It’s fun!”