I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams
Just bit into a lime skittle
Why is my first instinct when I befriend another single person to ask if they want to make a marriage/suicide pact
HEEHEE……she’s here. What’s her name tumblrinas?
Stone ocean time mmmm nourishment
you think you have it so bad here, you think tumblr posts are cursed. this is the height of privilege. i am not native here, and am an immigrant from the foreign website called “reddit”. i came here in 2018 because i wanted to make a better life for myself and my posts. on reddit we have nothing. our posts vanish within hours. people do horrible things to earn even the smallest number of upvotes. they quote weather man. they quote weather man again and again and again. thats how it is on reddit, quote weather man or starve. i am ashamed to admit even i have stooped so low.
on tumblr if you make a spelling mistake no one will judge you. in my country if you make a spelling mistake every response will be someone passive-aggressively correcting you.
and the horrors. you here do not know the horrors. you think superwholock posts are cursed. you do not know the horrors of the cumbox. you do not know the horrors of the cum drawer. you do not know the horrors of the cum jar. you do not know the horrors of the woman who stuck rotting meat up her vagina or the ask a rapist thread. you do not know colby.
i have come to your website because i think your culture is beautiful and you are such a warm and welcoming people. i have worked hard to assimilate to your ways. i am honored to say that i, too, am a tumblrina. but please, you must know how good you have it here. when i see your “heritage posts” i cannot help but feel pangs, pangs of sorrow for my comrades who lived and died in a world you cannot imagine. that is my heritage posts. remember how good you have it.
When do I get like an award from Spotify or Bob Dylan himself even for keeping the torch lit
Thank God I can be counted on for consistency
To be fair to all parties im more freak than fish guy
I love living in a mid sized city when a new freak joins the dating apps it feels like enrichment as opposed to saturation
my dune friends talking about their favorite characters and I tell them I stan duncan idaho and they’re all like “oh yeah me too!” thinking I mean the cool warrior hunk from dune (2021) but when they come to visit my house it’s wall to wall pictures of this guy
“I wish someone ELSE was up at 2am on a weeknight” is a dangerous line of thinking for me bc then I log onto tinder like someone picking up a big rock to see what bugs are underneath
all you fucking post about is being comfortable in bed. stop
Using this as a good night post