happy birth to one of the mentally ill stoners of konoha, kakashi
Sasuke turning his sharingan off immediately before potentially dealing a death blow to Naruto, knowing this one will haunt him every day regardless and trying to save himself a small amount of pain, even if it costs him the efficiency of the blow like boy really said “I have to kill you, but I can’t watch you die”
actually maybe i do think kishimoto is conscious that he’s written a fascist military-industrial complex. i think he’s super duper aware on some level lmao
EXACTLY!!! one of the aspects of naruto that disappointed me the most when i first read it was that all the arcs were sort of building on each other to create an overarching narrative of War Is Bad It Hurts People, but he just totally dropped the ball and made the climactic arc a gigantic war. like land of waves made POINTS. pain made POINTS. sasuke made POINTS. and naruto himself was starting to realize that he was being used by the corrupt military state. but then kishi was just like actually no lets have a big war even though the general impression the story has given prior to this is that War Is Bad. like ok
i had a full on sasuke kage summit laugh breakdown while my mom was raging happy sasuke saturday
someone bookmarked fuck konoha as ‘WAIT BUT THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY GET FINISHED???’ and i lold
naruto: should i text sasuke back?
gaara: no, dont text sasuke back
naruto: im gonna text sasuke back lol i miss him
gaara: i hope he dies
naruto: haha what?
gaara: i hope he dies
gaara: i couldnt think of a proper alternative in time, sorry
Naruto Alternative Ending (Part 3)
soo.. i didn’t plan on this but i felt like it, so here is Part 3 :D
straight men will see naruto be gay and hate on sasuke for that
Y’all ever think about Kakashi being called “Friend-Killer” after objectively the most traumatizing thing that has ever happened to him, among the long list of traumatic events, and cry??????????????
okay but like it’s so so fucked up
His dad, Obito, Minato and Kushina, their deaths were all terrible and each very traumatizing but Kakashi literally had his hand through his Rin’s chest, his skin and nails cover in blood and gore
It literally was not his fault, Rin used his speed to her advantage and pierced her own heart on his strongest “weapon” which just so happens to be his actually fucking hand. And then to come back home and find everyone starts call him a friend-killer behind his back.