ronansblackbmw:

spring is just like *wildly oscillates between feeling a gut-wrenching melancholy and happily basking in the sun like a cat*

squishymoth:

These are the funniest things I’ve seen all day, like I don’t even know where to begin

Marisa loves the voice memos app and SOUP

Paige loves impossible burger and uhh

Is this supposed to be an edible because that’s not how those work

And Caro loves… getting cream pied???

Also the fact that they all have anti depressants or adderal on their “starter packs” *mwah*

theninthmember :

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

gucciballs:

gucciballs:

gorgonsach:

gucciballs:

gorgonsach:

gucciballs:

gorgonsach:

im a bad gamer, i dont know how mirco soft work

alt + f4 haahah

fallout 4? good game I love those

hit alt + f4 on your gamer keyboard

wow thanks I just got 45 free steam games what a cheat

really? let me try..

my hands just blew up

baphometsrevenge:

aabaadi :

ok ok sweet one now. reblog this to gently place a slice of orange in the hands of whoever u rb from

himbo-at-heart :

thenatsdorf :

Kittacino (via)

zlomenina :

naomisnagata:

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

strangercacti:

Prince Phillip: *dies*

Every British person on tumblr rn:

pamanderson:

relelvance:

nutongzhi:

relelvance:

nutongzhi:

wtf how is it midnight

It’s not midnight

i’m running a misinfo campaign

Okay sorry

Men never learn to stay out of women’s business

captmelbourne:

memewhore:

world-heritage-posts :

whitegirlsaintshit :

st3fan00 :

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

world heritage post

evilkakyoin:

evilkakyoin:

cats are so dumb lol they eat shitty brown pellets like lol have u ever had a cheeseburger

phantomthread2017 :

cant talk rn baby girl im too busy consuming problematic media

maxbruiser :

My last post, but I attempted to get better quality. Here goes 

yuuzhanbong:

yuuzhanbong:

marvel this, marvel that… why don’t you go marvel at some grass outside

why tf are marvel fans reblogging this why don’t you guys go avengers assemble a girlfriend

k-ucing:

twitter // instagram // fanart acc

sleepsongs :

i know it’s been said before but no book character will literally ever be as iconic as peeta “if it weren’t for the baby” mellark. like in book 1 when he confesses to having a crush on katniss on live televsion, that’s strategic. he knows he won’t win the games but he can help keep katniss safe and send her home and get district 12 a victor. but in book 2 he’s like “well we’re all gonna die and there’s no stopping the games so i’m just gonna fuck shit up and make every capitol official’s life a living hell for as long as i can” and then he does. nobody is doing it like him

sibyllebair:

drcolorzine :

✩✩ COLORS OF DESPAIR CONTRIBUTORS LIST ✩✩ 

✎ Introducing the contributors behind the DRCOLORZINE TEAM! 

✎ All decked out for a COLORFUL✩TIME!!🌈

3000s:

one of the adhd symptoms nobody talks about is whe you go to the chocolate factory and get turned into a blueberry or sucked into a tv or killed by squirrels etc

teslacoils-and-hubris :

college-anxiety-kid :

funkyfreshfatherfigure :

college-anxiety-kid :

funkyfreshfatherfigure :

college-anxiety-kid :

funkyfreshfatherfigure :

college-anxiety-kid :

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

Are you a pro shipper

I’m a dairy farmer

maddyoffical: