spring is just like *wildly oscillates between feeling a gut-wrenching melancholy and happily basking in the sun like a cat*
These are the funniest things I’ve seen all day, like I don’t even know where to begin
Marisa loves the voice memos app and SOUP
Paige loves impossible burger and uhh
Is this supposed to be an edible because that’s not how those work
And Caro loves… getting cream pied???
Also the fact that they all have anti depressants or adderal on their “starter packs” *mwah*
fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.
im a bad gamer, i dont know how mirco soft work
alt + f4 haahah
fallout 4? good game I love those
hit alt + f4 on your gamer keyboard
wow thanks I just got 45 free steam games what a cheat
really? let me try..
my hands just blew up
i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this
new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware
i know it’s been said before but no book character will literally ever be as iconic as peeta “if it weren’t for the baby” mellark. like in book 1 when he confesses to having a crush on katniss on live televsion, that’s strategic. he knows he won’t win the games but he can help keep katniss safe and send her home and get district 12 a victor. but in book 2 he’s like “well we’re all gonna die and there’s no stopping the games so i’m just gonna fuck shit up and make every capitol official’s life a living hell for as long as i can” and then he does. nobody is doing it like him
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
Are you a pro shipper
I’m a dairy farmer