i saw this and couldnt believe there was no audio
Thank you for making me check out of spite, I cannot stop laughing.
Honestly, the content of that “the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards” meme is totally plausible in the context of a Metal Gear game – the only problem with it is that it wouldn’t be Snake saying it. It’d be a voice on the radio explaining Snake’s own ass to him, at length, and at the end of the explanation he’d just be like “hrrrmmrmrmrm, my ass”.
#*com noise* #colonel what is it #snake i know you are trying to sneak around #but you are as they say ‘dummy thicc’ #and the clap of your ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards #hrmrmrmrmrm my ass #yes snake #your ass #you need to disengage your tactical buttcheeks #my tactical buttcheeks!?!? #colonel are you crazy?? how do you expect me to live without my tactics? #snake you need to in order to complete the mission (via @themostblazingofsouls)
I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention
this post is from THIS YEAR
had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.
Happy one year anniversary little thread
“Kurt cobains last photoshoot sold as NFTs” “basquiat piece auctioned as NFT and the original destroyed”, “new nirvana song created by ai imitating Kurt”, “gorillaz selling NFTs” “Shepard fairey NFTs”, “have you thought of selling NFTs of your art?” “Technology revolutionizing the art world”
My favourite fact about chess ever is how Garry Kasparov, a Russian grandmaster and former world chess champion, once said during an interview:
“Well, in the past, I have said that there is real chess and women’s chess. Some people don’t like to hear this, but chess does not fit women properly. It’s a fight, you know? A big fight. It’s not for women.”
Only for Kasparov to get absolutely obliterated by Judit Polgar, a Hungarian woman, a few years later.
Another fun fact: Judit Polgar, at the time of receiving her grandmaster title in 1991, was the youngest player to EVER receive the title at only age 15. Judit Polgar is straight up a chess legend. She was also the youngest player to ever be inducted into the FIDE top 100, ranking 55 at only age 12.
Judit has defeated numerous other chess legends, such as Anatoly Karpov, Viswanathan Anand, and Boris Spassky, all former world chess champions. She has even won a match against Magnus Carlsen, who is the current world chess champion as of 2021. When I tell you this woman is a beast I mean she is RUTHLESS.
Famously, in 1994, during a match with Judit Polgar, Garry Kasparov cheated, taking back a move after realising it was losing, even though this is very much against the rules of chess. At the time, Judit was only 17. Imagine being so good at age 17 that you make the world champion cheat!
Anyways. Stan chess legend Judit Polgar because she is a beast!!!!!
Yet another fun fact: her sister, Susan Polgar, is ALSO a chess grandmaster and was women’s world champion in 1996!
And, their sister Sofia Polgar, is ALSO a chess international master! Meaning that all three Polgar sisters are chess masters!
also, she’s Jewish! Bobby Fischer refused to play her because of this. She played in the men’s league, and at the height of her career was 7th in the world
Everyone salivating over fictional Beth Harmon when three sister chess queens exist irl
Sandwiches with no or only meager application of condiments should be a crime
Mentally I’m at the farmer’s market with the love of my life, buying fresh fruits and vegetables 🥺
mentally at a local cafe with the love of my life buying one of every freshly baked pastry so we can try them all
Mentally me and the love of my life are on a picnic somewhere beautiful. We take turns reading aloud to each other and watching the clouds 😌