Today is National Blame Someone Else Day! Be sure to take a little time out of your day to blame Decade, as I do every single day.
The fact that I’ve had the ToQger opening theme stuck in my head for a solid week is all Decade’s fault!!
(A catchier theme would’ve spread the message of the danger Decade poses much better.
Here’s an example:
I’m the destroyer of worlds!
I must be sto-o-oped!
Kamen Rider oh crap Di-i-kei-ido!)
blamedecade.thing.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 13-17 years old. The writing style is personal and upset most of the time.
Ha! How foolish that website is. My warnings about Decade are not personal! Decade’s allies may think my message can be trivialized by labeling this blog as the ramblings of an upset teenager, but I assure you, fellow lovers of truth, that this is only a minor setback on the journey to inform the worlds of the threat they face! Damn you, Decade!!
According to my most secret of sources, Tatsuhito Okuda has a financial interest in the continued existence of Decade. He is not to be trusted! Do not let his honeyed words sway you, for he is an experienced actor and performs for payment!!
Hah! My computer was fixed in less than twenty-four hours! Even you cannot keep me from the internet, Decade!!
The fact that my computer is in for repairs is also Decade’s fault!!
Whether Decade loves it or not is none of my concern!!
The little dog is Kuuga.
bullshit, DiEnd is cyan…
The Destroyer of Worlds is so quick to accuse those who tell the truth of falsehoods!! The word “cyan"comes from the Ancient Greek κύανος, a dark blue enamel. Whether or not cyan in our modern understanding is a shade of blue is actually quite subjective, whereas whether Decade is the Destroyer of Worlds is not subjective at all.
The little dog is Kuuga.
The new tumblr theme is also Decade’s fault!!
My last words will be ‘ONOREEE DECAIDOOOOOOO’
This too must be the fault of Decade.
“Oi. Stop trying to blame my friends for everything!”
It is Decade’s fault! I will show you the arithmetical proof. Decade cannot deny the truth of math!!
12/21/12 = the month, day, and year of our certain doom
1 = number of years since an anniversary series
12 + 21 + 12 + 1 = 46
4 + 6 = 10
10 = years in a decade
Decade = The Destroyer of Worlds!!
Fool, it is not me who Decade will destroy! It is the worlds!!
And it’s all his fault. :( What did peaches and honey ever do to you, Decade?!!
I know what you’re thinking.
What’s been missing from my life? What is this hole in my heart that I can’t fill? Why this horrible feeling of despair?
The answer is simple. You haven’t had enough Narutaki in your life recently. Take two of these and see me in the morning.
Even Decade’s fans cannot help but listen to my warnings!! Excellent.
Fool, I am a fan of spreading the word!! Admit that you have taken Decade’s threat too lightly and reform yourself!!
No Narutaki.. No it is not the time.
Old Bitter Decade-version of Ikari Gai. Tsukasa wouldn’t give him his signature.
Fool, Decade’s signature is meaningless to me!! Who knows what destruction the very act of him signing his name would wreak upon the worlds?
Ha, the Destroyer of Worlds wants to know why I use only one name? It’s your own fault, Decade!!
Fool! I do not need to see Decade to know that he is at fault!!
The Honourable Ed Fast, Minister of International Trade and Minister for the Asia Pacific Gateway, signed the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement on behalf of Canada on October 1, 2011 at a ceremony in Tokyo alongside Australia, Japan, Morocco, New Zealand, the Republic of Korea, Singapore and the United States.
This has actually be in the works since 2008. We’ll all have to do a lot more then just sign petitions to actually make a dent.
In the works since 2008 but still a threat in 2012? Ceremonies in Japan??
ACTA is also Decade’s fault!!