“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!”
hits you with a rock
every time i think about ant man i remember that in canon hank crawled into janet’s pussy and then janet shrunk down and flew into his ass and used his prostate as a trampoline like that’s canon that happened and it keeps me up at night that was REAL
GBBO baker during the signature challenge: I’m just making a simple 18 tier eclair cake with 10 different flavors, 3 types of pastry, and 15 types of icing
The same baker in the technical challenge: I have never seen a baguette in my life
Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last
Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why are we like this….
the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind
Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.
Humans: oh my god this burns so good
poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER
humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what
tobacco: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.
humans holding matches: my, my, what do we have here?
Mint: Stay off me bugs or I’ll poison you!
Humans: Yeah I’m gonna need to put this poison in my dessert and mix it with chocolate.
Aliens Studying the Planet:
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
This advertisement picture of Janeway for Star Trek Timelines is blessed
Sure, that pic’s good, but it’s no Rifle Janeway:
oh my god, rifle janeway is best janeway
i see your rifle janeway and raise you: warship janeway
I got an Arachnia Janeway from day one and idk how but I’m love her
As the OP, let me just say I am so fucking happy with the direction this post is going
I see your Arachnia Janeway and raise you Admiral Janeway
I raise you with the ultimate card: LIZARD JANEWAY
It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?
That is my favorite description of the Batman aesthetic ever.
OMDFG that’s a perfect description.
Imagine Spiderman ballooning in wide open areas. No, sorry, can’t get to that crime, its against the prevailing wind.
Also, Batman brooding on top of a Wafflehouse.
Batman: God, this stupid city with its sufficient lighting and lack of crumbling infrastructure to shoot grappling hooks into
Superman: Everyone for miles has lead poisoning, I’ve spent the entire night stopping crossword puzzle museum robberies and heists at the Second National Bank of Gotham on the corner of second street and second avenue, and earlier the wall of…clouds? smog?…cleared up for a minute and I’m pretty sure the sky was literally blood red
I HATE METROPOLIS FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE i’m not super into gotham IT IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH AND I HOPE IT BLOWS UPWHY DO THESE PEOPLE LIKE THE SUN SO MUCH it’s kinda gloomy a lil bit of a bummer WHY THE FUCK DOES CLARK WANNA DO THIS HOUSE SWAP THING i saw a reality tv show and i was like bruce we gotta try this
Oh my god, Bruce. Shut up. #batmanwhines
This is, like, the third time I’ve seen this but it never fails to make me laugh.
hey quick reminder:
- if you think trans men aren’t real men get the fuck off of my blog
- if you think trans women aren’t real women get the fuck off of my blog
transphobes are in no capacity welcome here. unfollow me right now.
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
Inside of you there’s two amphibians.
One if a frog, the other is a toad.
You are gay.
“I have nothing to prove to you.” @heyjenbartel Captain Marvel pin that I am in love with. #captainmarvel #enamelpin
Some day I hope to be as cool as Lisa.
Hi, as a male and someone who is interested in linguistics, I’ve found that “himbo” is actually completely qualitatively different from “bimbo,” and shouldn’t be considered an insult at all.
“Bimbo” was typically solely used as a derogatory term. It meant someone who was entitled, lazy, overly concerned about their looks, and frustratingly dumb. Someone whose only redeeming quality was their appearance, implying that their sole worth as a human being was as a sex object. This was its original use, its current use, and only use.
Himbo, on the other hand, has weirdly positive connotations. From what I’ve seen, the stereotypical “himbo” is strong, conventionally attractive, and dumb, sure, but it’s all spun in a positive light. A himbo is typically very compassionate, highly optimistic, entertaining, and often extremely capable (in areas that don’t require a lot of brainpower). Himbos typically also are very aware that they aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, and graciously step aside to let other, smarter people take charge when they need to. And when they do screw up out of stupidity, it’s usually in a charming, endearingly silly way instead of frustrating. Basically, a himbo is a romantic fantasy instead of a demeaning insult: a strong, capable, and inherently non-toxically masculine individual who just so happens to be dumb as a rock. Which does give their potential romantic partner a bit of an edge in some areas, sure, but not in a way that degrades their humanity.
And what’s more, a “himbo” causing problems is meant to be relatable, not demeaning. Everyone screws up, but the himbo screws up often, and in ways that are often unpredictable and absurd. Something that it takes an extra amount of thinking just to imagine how they could possibly have come to that conclusion. But they are always forgiven for these mistakes, since there usually is some logic behind their actions, even if it is ridiculous. And they always forgive themselves too, which is strangely empowering. In an era defined by anxiety and self-doubt, it’s comforting to think that no matter how dumb your mistakes may be, they can always be forgiven if your heart’s in the right place, and that it’s okay to relax and not worry about unforeseeable consequences that are beyond your knowledge or control. It’s okay to be true to who you are, even if who you are only has two braincells that are usually taking an extended lunch break.
tl;dr “himbo” is okay while “bimbo” is not because “bimbo” is an inherently dehumanizing insult and “himbo” has actually evolved into meaning a positive masculine role model, but dumb
This has been my himbo manifesto, thank you for reading
this was just supposed to be a riff on some post of a straight woman in a plaid shirt i saw but now i have opened it up to people unironically saying that it’s okay to call men dumb as bricks and attractive and not women bc “its okay when we do it”
some of yall need to never look at men again until you can acknowledge that they’re people too.
“[female character] is a himbo” there’s already a word for that and you ain’t gonna like it