haha cant fuckin hurt me now bitch
haha cant fuckin hurt me now bitch
y’all, it’s that time again, the time of year all artists DREAD lmao
but seriously this year I’m gonna push to finish as much as I can from my new list, and I hope some of you will join me! I’ll be posting here, Instagram, and Facebook, so feel free to tag me if you join in or follow along on with me on any of those platforms! I’ll reblog my faves here, as well as sharing my faves to my story on Instagram. use the tag #jessethejoyfuldrawtober21 if you want me to see!!!
did anyone else’s characters ever wear smth like this at one point
with like the sunglasses, puffy sleeves and shit so you didn’t have to draw specific parts of the body
and with that one SPECIFIC mouth shape
head empty no thoughts
oh my god its been like a million years since ive had a good mooncake and i live where you cant buy any, fuck
i saw like a million posts about mooncakes and mid autumn festival and its making me crave mooncakes and chinese snacks and stuff more, fucking wish i was back in china TvT
DREAM TO MEME
We’re past the point of being able to ignore this now. @pixellecutie’s sleeping brain dreamed a dream of marine biology, and you’ve all really put in the work to make it a meme in its own right. Who knew there were so many benefits to being a marine biologist?
The Minecraft axolotl version by @queerbeemc:
The Animporphs version by @jivs-jam:
This kissy fishy by @cryptidcanary:
A reality check by @anxiety-plus:
The tired marine biologist by @hustlerose:
Above all things, sophisticated (@noneedtofearorhope):
More cons (oh no!) according to @essential-npc:
A delightfully different perspective, this time from the forest floor, by @bepisdrink:
A worthy remix by @charlesoberonn:
why did this remind me strongly of kujo jotaro
i did some random ass thing [lipbite]
i drew young remus lupin! dont ask me abt the turtleneck thingy, i was just lazy
fellow connor fans, i did a thing B)
Could someone tell my why the FUCk we’re getting a video game called ‘Lord of the Rings: Gollum’ Gollum? Gollum??? You wanna play as Gollum!!?? fucking GOLLUM??? I don’t care how much you love Gollum as a character, does that mean you wanna play as him snatching babies from cribs and eating raw fish for 8 hours?? Are you SURE??
it is a beautiful day in the misty mountains and you are a horrible gollum
…. ok I’ve changed my mind, game of the year 2021
Press Y to make the ‘gollum gollum’ noise
do you think kakyoin has this in his house
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people…
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him. The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and… nothing happens.
There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one. He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people. Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana.
When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death. They ask him what he’d like for his last meal.
“A single banana,” he says.
“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!” The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and… nothing happens.
“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.
“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
their name’s teddy
“Women these days are so immodest hrr grr” have u considered men just arent slutty enough? Show some titty bitchboy
I’m upset how much this has me laughing. I spent 20 minutes trying to decide on a photo to post and punked out 😂😂
Punked out? Come back here and finish the assignment!