Dont know if theres a post talking abt this already but in brasil the president made a speech last year saying he wouldnt buy vaccines bc the company put on the contract that they wouldnt be held accountable for side effects so the vaccine could turn you into a crocodile for all he knows. Anyway heres how people are dressing up to get their shots
@crtter is this true
It is! A lot of people dressed up as crocodiles to get vaccinated just to make fun of what he said, heh
[Id: original post is a video of a person dressed in a red dress paired with red gloves and heels, covered in green paint with glittery make up. They’re wearing a blonde wig and an alligator muzzle mask. They’re sitting at a vaccination spot, with their legs crossed, and when the video starts, they uncross and start a cat walk, set to a bass boosted song. They walk to the nurse, who shows them the needle. They nod and the nurse applies the vaccine, then they look at the camera and shout “Fora Bolsonaro!” and cheer. The nurse laughs.
The reblog shows different pictures of people at vaccination spots wearing alligator costumes / end id]
ok but i am like 99% SURE the first person is also dressed in homage to cuca
(cuca also has a design where she wears a red dress)
convinced at this point people on here read “its fucked up to be hateful towards children” and take it as “you need to be nurturing and motherly and also you should get pregnant and have kids or else you’re awful” bc every time someone points out that its weird to say you hate kids there are like 10 different essay replies about how not everyone is good with kids or wants to be a parent, which is like…. yea true, but nobody is telling you to be a parent theyre just saying you should be nice to kids
also imo its not that hard to be the cool older cousin to play videogames with, they love that shit, you dont have to take on a parental role to be good with kids, like, half the time they’ll think ur cool just bc u agree to play minecraft with them and u dont babytalk at them
just watched one of those “is this a good outfit or is she just skinny” tiktoks and the skinny ppl in the comments are getting literal hives over it. if someone recreating a look on an average sized body to show that the outfit is boring as fuck (it was literally jeans and a tshirt) and not the peak of street fashion is body shaming to you then i sure hope none of you bitches actually experience the body shaming fat people experience
Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.
I’d even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day’s worth. I’d even leave all his little gadgets on him. You’d only get connection with satellite anyway. He’s got to feel confident or it’s no fun.
Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?
Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.
I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.
More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.
You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.
You seriously need to see a therapist
I kinda wish the tables would turn on people like op
My gut says OP’s response to “what did Elon do to you?” is “he became wealthy and I’m envious and would rather him be dead”
It’s actually the congolese child slave labor and the illegal apartheid emerald mines and the assisting overthrowing the democratically elected government of Bolivia for lithium but go off king
Clearly OP doesn’t want him dead. They want him to suffer like he causes suffering. There’s a difference, you know?
No I want him to bleed out with his belly to the earth and a crossbow bolt in his leg. It’s better than the slow and humiliating death by poverty he has inflicted on millions of people.
you know it’s time to go to bed when the existential crisis strolls in
if it’s the middle of the night and you suddenly hate yourself because you don’t read enough or your job sucks or you’re single or gender continues to happen or you gained weight or whatever is knocking on your… brain door? at ass o'clock at night, that is your brain saying it’s time to go the fuck to sleep, the crisis can come back during business hours
Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle
“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo
“ruined”? made better
It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia
If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.
That’s… that’s a delightful point you just made.
This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.
i was in spain once and there was a building with a tile that had been laid down in roman times: it had a dog’s paw print. and the thing was that after the dog did that print, the wet tile was dried, and then fired, and then shipped, and then laid, and for two thousand years every person who encountered that tile thought ‘aw! paw print!’ and kept it. this vast agreement by thousands of people over all these centuries, in memory of a dog only one of us could have met.
i loved that tile.
As anyone who has worked with wet clay knows, these pawprints could be removed with a dab more clay and a stroke of one hand.
That they weren’t, says all that needs said.
The hand was too busy stroking something furry that purred or wagged its tail.
characters i love i woud sell for one single fry
i miss aomine