Toby: Hey Y/N! knock knock!
Y/N: Who’s there?
Y/N: Kiss who?
Toby: Kiss me!
Y/N: Did you- Did you just confess via knock knock joke???
Bakugou, loses in a game: *Feral screaming* YOU FUC—
Midoriya, loses in a game: *on the verge of tears* Frick you, I hope you and your family have a great Christmas!!
(Y/n), loses in a game: FCKING PRONGLESS FORK! STUPID PIECE OF BALONEY!! I HOPE YOU FALL ON A FOUNDATION OF LEGOS, BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW’S ALWAYS GOING TO BE WAR—
Also (Y/n): oh look I failed…and it wasn’t even in real life this time.
you know what is surprising, there are none or hardly any bright or win imagines. these guys are so amazing and lovable i thought i would find imagines/x reader stories.
(Y/n): welp, guess I’m a mom/dad/parent now.
Aizawa: That’s not how that works…
(Y/n), picking up Eri and Kota: Too late, you two are now my precious baby angles :’)
Kota: L-LET GO OF ME!!
(Y/n), walking off: I’ll cut you guys fruit, feed you guys healthy meals, make sure you both sleep well,make sure you’re both clean, spoil you guys rotten, teach you both how to avoid taxes—
Aizawa, running after them: (Y/n), That’s kidnapping!
(Y/n): yes, even apples!
Peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Y/N, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Tony: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Peter: playing systemic oppression
Y/n: Natsuo, I’m asking for your permission to date your brother.
Natsuo: What is this, the dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.
daryl: what’s the relationship between you guys?
carl: she’s my best friend, like if i killed someone she’s the person i would call to help get rid of the body
y/n: we have actually done that before, it’s buried in the woods
Y/N: You really put aside everything and came here for me? How did you get here so fast?
Jeff: Several traffic violations.
Toby: Three accounts of resisting arrest.
BEN: Roughly 13 energy drinks.
Natalie: Also, that’s not our car.