what did they even research at mit in 1861.. hoop and stick..
I love it here
fourth most searched topic on superhero google is “non-homoerotic ways to carry my buddy since i have flying abilities and they don’t”
bridal carry? says it in the name. by the hands? that’s handholding. under the armpits? your hands are by their tits! fireman carry? ass right next to the face. piggyback? basically spooning. holding them by just one ankle? you’re going so far to not touch them it kind of makes you think why you care so much hmmm 👀
any other autistic people find tsundere characters boring and irritating or am i alone in this because i feel like if she said “i-it’s not like i like or anything” i’d just be like “okay? firstly nothing about that crossed my mind even once, i thought you were just being a normal decent person but you always act like an annoying rude asshole after the fact. and secondly why do you keep doing nice things for me if you hate me so much. make it make sense”
i dont get why theyre so mean to the people they like?????? thats just so counter intuitive????????? if i was on the receiving end i would genuinely hate them at that point for being such a fucking asshole and not giving clear signals
if tsunderes were real this would be me when she makes a massive deal about not liking me after bringing me my bag that i had accidentally left in the classroom
Russian exorcisms be like
This bitch haunted… YEET
From what i could roughly understand:
[no idea sorry]
“In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”
True himbo representation
i need to make it clear in case people don’t know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor
There’s something beautiful about the molten glow of lava. It’s a great color and moves in such a way that is satisfying, but its also terrifying knowing that i could touch it and die very quickly
forbidden hot sauce
I want to put my hands in it
I worked at a grocery store. We did this same shit with literal tons of food and it radicalized me more than any book ever could.
Legitimately I would start giving away pastries to anyone who tried to buy one after 8pm because I felt viscerally disgusted by the idea of selling someone a muffin I was supposed to throw away in an hour.
My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet