Feeling like Persephone watchin this
Recipe invented by Edward Cullen
does stephanie meyer really expect us to believe that edward’s dramatic ass would go to crappy american public high schools?? we all know he would bounce around between european boarding schools to live out his dark academia aesthetic dream
no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle
Look I love Bella Swan and I love New Moon but the scene where she treks out to the meadow and finds it all dead and brown and she’s all “oh no it’s all dead and brown like my heart augh the agony” is always so funny cause like. Sis. It’s just February. Head back in six months love. Bella Swan said seasons? Not for me
they don’t have those in arizona, this is a new experience for her
I didn’t know there was another way… till I found Alice. Now, she’d seen me coming, of course. You kept me waiting long enough. My apologies, ma'am. I don’t know what I’d have become without her.
Alice Cullen & Jasper Hale in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)
twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens
how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS
Jasper wearing his family crest on a bracelet is factually inaccurate and we all know it!!! That Texan would have worn it as a big ol’ belt buckle and that’s the tea.
this is bolo tie erasure
…It had to be done. I do not apologize. Yee-haw.
“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
Y’all ever think about how. Like. Smeyer rlly sat down and thought. Oh, vampires can’t cry. But they can cum. Like that makes sense
I lost 3 followers in the 2 minutes since posting this
natural selection. Only the strong survive the truth.