@breakingdown-part2

snazziest :

fluffygif :

Pomegranate soda

Feeling like Persephone watchin this

Recipe invented by Edward Cullen

bisexualemmettcullen:

volturialice :

cullenfucked:

It somehow got WORSE

bellaslittlebitch:

forksnostalgia:

vampires always be like “I could kill you” like yeah then do it stop getting my hopes up

upstartgeek :

upstartgeek :

i love how it’s been almost a decade since breaking dawn part 2 and we still as a society keep going back to say “but that laugh tho. michael sheen, what was that laugh tho???”

oh, lore!

jessicastanleyfanclub:

does stephanie meyer really expect us to believe that edward’s dramatic ass would go to crappy american public high schools?? we all know he would bounce around between european boarding schools to live out his dark academia aesthetic dream

jessicastanleyfanclub:

i’m sorry, ONLY twelve minutes?

clownshoescullen:

Officer: What’s your name?

Emmett: Don’t tell him Bella!

Officer: *writing* Ok so Bella and…

Bella: You’re such a dumbass Emmett!

officer: *writting* Emmett.

nighttimepatrons:

Emmett: listen little sister you gotta expect the unexpected

Bella: *slaps him*

Bella: you expect that, bitch?

monsterslm :

no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle

azrielshighlady:

Oof

carlislesscarf:

kellan and emmett are really just the same person huh

edwardssnail:

lapushbaby-itslapush:

Look I love Bella Swan and I love New Moon but the scene where she treks out to the meadow and finds it all dead and brown and she’s all “oh no it’s all dead and brown like my heart augh the agony” is always so funny cause like. Sis. It’s just February. Head back in six months love. Bella Swan said seasons? Not for me

they don’t have those in arizona, this is a new experience for her

jasperwhitcock:

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME IN THE TWILIGHT EXTENDED EDITION BELLA TOLD EDWARD THAT SHE USED TO MAKE RAINSTICKS OUT OF CHINCHILLA DROPPINGS & PAPER TOWEL ROLLS AND THEN WAS LIKE MAYBE THAT’S WEIRD AND EDWARD JUST LAUGHED

filmgifs :

I didn’t know there was another way… till I found Alice. Now, she’d seen me coming, of course. You kept me waiting long enough. My apologies, ma'am. I don’t know what I’d have become without her.
Alice Cullen & Jasper Hale in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

flourescenteffervescence:

I know this conversation took place in new moon

randomspacemoth :

synder-sync :

bellasturtleneck :

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

alicegotthestrap :

the volturi: h-

benjamin the vampire avatar if amun wasnt such a fucking pussy:

iamthebricklayer :

ultward :

teambellasgay :

Jasper wearing his family crest on a bracelet is factually inaccurate and we all know it!!! That Texan would have worn it as a big ol’ belt buckle and that’s the tea.

this is bolo tie erasure

…It had to be done. I do not apologize. Yee-haw.

emmetthastiktokforsure :

4gifs :

Baby’s first time trying soda

Bella trying blood from the cup for the first time

“It’s…good”

rosaalee:

i can’t imagine being a vampire and never being able to enjoy coffee again

midnightsunburn:

Oh my fucking god I forgot one of the i’s in Twilight what is WRONG with me

I’m not fixing it though

bisexualemmettcullen:

“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

rosaalee:

guys it’s positive

studiosakuras :

me the entire way through the saga

superfuckingextra :

emmettmccartycullen :

emmettmccartycullen :

Y’all ever think about how. Like. Smeyer rlly sat down and thought. Oh, vampires can’t cry. But they can cum. Like that makes sense

I lost 3 followers in the 2 minutes since posting this

natural selection. Only the strong survive the truth. 

rochestersdarling :

gothfaggz-remade :

listen to mcr….. wear black……. punch a transphobe……. yeehaw