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dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

basedgosh:

fred phelps gonna meet god at the pearly gates and gods gonna be like “literally what the fuck kind of bible did you read?” and send him straight through the floor to chill with satan

apriki :

today i wanted to take my skin off and run away

jayzsongwason:

mrgeef:

Disneyland and Walt Disney World now have guidebooks for guests with cognitive disabilities (such as autism). They include the above charts of what to expect at each attraction (strong smells, loud noises, restraint types used, duration, and more), lists of quiet areas for when you need down time, and answers to frequently asked questions, among other tips.

They are available to download in PDF format: Disneyland | Walt Disney World

If you don’t want to download a PDF (or prefer to click the download link on Disney’s site directly), here are their pages for Services for Guests with Cognitive Disabilities: Disneyland | Walt Disney World

This is awesome.

strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

I HAVE to reblog this…

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

#i’m 99% sure fred and george made this post

meladoodle:

you can tell a lot about a person by bugging their house

fuckyeahtattoos:

by Frontier tattoo parlour, Cardiff, Wales.

howellingeveryday:

heart-died-in-london:

troyesivian18:

fangoriaaa:

tinalikesbutts:

I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.

You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.

this was beautiful

i love this post so much

oh my god he’s actually brilliant 

i fucking called it 

National Anthem (Unreleased Demo) » Lana Del Rey

I’m your national anthem
God, you’re so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons

gazzymouse:

…OMG NAILED IT

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

90sand2000smusic:

My Immortal - Evanescen

damestreep:

Meryl Streep & Don Gummer | 86th Annual Academy Awards - Show (March 2, 2014)

enchantedadieu:

^{Idina Menzel performs “Let It Go” onstage during the Academy Awards}

bottledspider:

sim0nbaz:

foxsan:

shuttersmiley:

sourcedumal:

jackthebard:

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

#in love wit hthis post#except i think there’s a woman who came before shelley who inspired her???#i remember seeing a post like this but with that addendum and haven’t been able to find it again#i hope i can tho since she seems fascinating

YEAH SO STRAP IN MOTHERFUCKERS I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MARGARET “MAD MADGE” CAVENDISH

• she wrote the first science-fiction novel, a century and a half before Frankenstein. It has bear-men and spider-men and ZOMBIE ARMIES and FISH-MEN WITH BOMBS.
• she was the first woman to publish her autobiography
• she was all into science and hung out with the Royal Society and was bros with Hobbes and Descartes
• she was super-shy but at the same time wanted to be super-famous (“though I cannot be Henry the Fifth, or Charles the Second; yet, I will endeavour to be, Margaret the First: and, though I have neither Power, Time nor Occasion, to be a great Conqueror, like Alexander, or Cesar; yet, rather than not be Mistress of a World, since Fortune and the Fates would give me none, I have made One of my own”) and she wore CRAZY OUTFITS and Samuel Pepys was all like “I SAW THE DUCHESS OF NEWCASTLE TODAY YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE CRAZY SHIT SHE WAS WEARING SHE’S REALLY HOT THO”
• she wrote a TON of stuff, poetry and drama and natural philosophy and a lot of it wasn’t that good because she wasn’t educated and some people thought she was a nutcase for being a WOMAN who WROTE THINGS but she just COULD NOT STOP WRITING
• this passage: “but of the second rank are for the most part those we call Insects, whose production proceds from such causes as have no conformity or likeness with their produced Effects; as for example, Maggots bred out of Cheese, and several others generated out of Earth, Water, and the like. But said the Empress, there is some likeness between Maggots and Cheese; for Cheese has no blood, nor Maggots neither; besides, they have almost the same taste which Cheese has. This proves nothing, answered they; for Maggots have a visible, local, progressive motion, which Cheese hath not. The Empress replied, That when all the Cheese was turned into Maggots, it might be said to have local, progressive motion. They answered, That when the Cheese by its own figurative motions was changed into Maggots, it was no more Cheese”
• I know I’m forgetting more awesome stuff about her but tl;dr SHE WAS AWESOME

thatwetshirt:

We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

marthajefferson:

^{futuristicworldsinanothergalaxy:}

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otherromanticverbs:

#jake and gina #LITTLE KIDS WHO GREW UP TOGETHER #SHE LOVED HIS GRANDMA. #remember when he kissed her forehead saying thank you that one time #remember when he expected ALL WOMEN TO HAVE HAIRDRYERS IN THEIR HANDBAGS #this is my NEW FAVOURITE THING (via falulatonks)

_{‘It convinced me more than anything else that she could really clown.’ - Robert Wise}

so stoked for applying to american universities for my phd

so not stoked for the gre

i have found my number one choice for my phd program and i can’t stop drooling

i have also found my second choice because that’s how i do