december 1st! the first day of
not drawing jewish characters in christmas sweaters and honoring canon jewish characters and jewish headcanons by drawing them in hannukah sweaters with menorahs and blue and white instead of christmas sweaters and pine trees and red and green
Good morning couriers, anarchist doctors, Elvis impersonators, casino owners, robots that fuck, biker gangs without bikes, people wearing denim boiler suits who live in holes, the undying American war machine, and this 200 year old corpse being kept alive with money
Someone needs to write a book about a universe based around this post.
I have been informed that it’s a reference to Fallout: New Vegas, and that I need to play it RN.
challenge for people to stop calling kristen stewart a lesbian
Article from this year, part of happiest season promotion.
Tumblr users are often so arrogant and it shows. They can draw a full cast of POC characters but when POC say “Hey we want more than just our skin tone” they’re suddenly deaf as shit.
Representation on Tumblr has become a way for white people to win brownie points just because they took a Hershey’s bar and slapped it onto a person’s skin tone.
The most disgusting thing is that they insist on making JUST African-Americans. They insist on making JUST one facial type, one nose type, one lip type, one hair type, one slang type, one skin tone.
And when they make a person Asian, it’s Japanese. And when they make a person Hispanic, it’s Mexican. And when they make a person indigenous, they never specify on which tribe/nation they came from, but you’ll bet they’re Native AMERICAN.
But my favorite part is when other POC demand representation and those same fucking white people are like “But but but look at all my black characters!!!!”
POC isn’t just confined to America.
POC isn’t just black.
POC isn’t just Japanese.
POC isn’t just Mexican.
POC isn’t just Native American.
It’s from the Miskitu in Nicaragua, from the highlands of Ethiopia, from the deserts of Saudi Arabia, from the mountains of Indonesia. It’s from the arroz con gandules, from the folk music, from the festivals. It’s many cultures blending, it’s speaking more than just English, it’s dealing with racism unique to our countries of origin.
It’s more than just one universal experience, and white Tumblr isn’t willing to show that.
Basically for the people who refuse to fucking read
Can you guys do some actual fucking research on anywhere other than whats at the borders of America before you slap a random ethnicity or race onto a character?
Btw: White people PLEASE reblog but do not clown on the post.
I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.
Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.
She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.
She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.
She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.
She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.
She should not call you names.
She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’
These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.
Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.
No one has the right to hurt you.
If this is my first post to break 1000 notes, I’d be happy with that
warrior cats fans are so funny because they’re like “i fucking hate this character. he’s a fascist and he committed several murders and i hope he burns in hell forever” and you google it and he literally looks like this
tigerstar might be a murderer and a fascist but if i saw him on the street id still say pspspspsp at him
THIS IS IMPORTANT
This message is veterinarian-approved!!!
In case it isn’t clear, that is literally the last bone of a cat’s toes attached to those claws. If you thought only the claw was being removed during declaw surgery, you are unfortunately mistaken. It’s an amputation.
Get claw caps instead! They stay on pretty well and your cat can walk around normally. You can take them off whenever you want. This is great for house cats. They don’t need their claws for defense but they need them to walk the way we need toes. This keeps them from scratching you or furniture and keeps them happy and healthy. It’s a win for everyone. Plus your cat will look like it got a kitty manicure.
Reblogging again for the last comment, for anyone who wants to argue about saving their precious furniture. Boom! Problem solved.
I regularly trim my cat’s claws because I love him
They’re super cheap too!
Not really a cat person, but this is still important.
PLS DONT REMOVE UR CATS TOE BONES
T o e b o n e s r i m p o r t a n t
This is important!!!
Stop performing unnecessary surgeries on those who can’t consent
Wasnt there another thread that basically said that claw claps are bad?
They ARE bad. They force your cat’s claws to stay out all the time when they should be retractable (and retracted most of the time). It’s uncomfortable for the cat and puts them at risk for diseases.
If you can’t deal with a cat having claws, don’t get a cat.
You can get your cats claws trimmed I do believe! You have to keep doing it like once a month but at least that won’t hurt your kitty.
Yeah as long as it’s an indoor cat you could trim their claws but also having a scratching box or post is a lot of help because it keeps their nails shorter
Poor kitties :(
dont slice your cats toe beans
As long as you take good care of your cat and make sure it’s happy and fulfilled it won’t scratch things up don’t remove part of their fucking feet?
My cats scratch up the sofa all the time. We didn’t remove their fucking toes because we aren’t sadists. Cats have claws. Occasionally, they might scratch the sofa or destroy the curtains.
If you don’t want a pet with claws, go get a fish.
The moon has a little sister!!!!!😭😭😭
I just skimmed the article, here’s what’s cool:
The minimoon is about 2 meters in diameter. It’s like the size of your couch.
If it were headed towards us it would burn up in the atmosphere. It is not headed towards us.
The short name is CD3.
They had to do extensive test to make sure that this was actually a mini Moon and not a man-made object being mistaken for a minimoon, Again. This has happened before. They are sure this time.
It’s already leaving. We captured it for about 2.9 years in orbit and it is on its way out.
Generally a minimoon is captured for only nine months so this is astonishing.
It spins a hell of a lot slower than what minimoons usually do.
The last time we had a mini moon was about 14 years ago, 2006.
I didn’t know we had a mini moon but I wish it a safe voyage through the stars.
I want to sit on the space couch
My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.
250,000,000 people participated in India
For reference that’d be ~75% of the US population
That many people working together for fair labor laws
And most of the western world hasn’t even heard about it
1 out of every 30 people in the entire WORLD participated in this strike and you haven’t heard about it
4x more people participated than the number of people in the world who have tested positive for covid and you haven’t heard about it
This should be a massive story. Why haven’t you heard about it? Theres a very specific reason.
The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(
But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:
Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*
Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110
Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*
This kills me every single fucking time
thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters
and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what’s on his mind
and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS
turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy’s
I pointed at the monster and went “That’s Freddy!” and I’ve never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life
the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that’s why I knew the names of the demons in his head
I wrote back to psychologist like “I’m not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient”
at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing
so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence
anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels
so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”
and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”
and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’
and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes
“i love bible”
if a bisexual calls themselves “gay” as an umbrella term to feel accepted into a broader community, but still proudly identifies as bisexual, let them.
if a demisexual calls themselves “ace” to fit into a bigger spectrum of similar people, but still proudly identifies as demisexual, let them.
if a straight girl calls herself “gay” because she likes men, or a straight boy calls himself “lesbian” because he likes women, show them no mercy.
“Gay” is not an umbrella term. A bisexual person is literally not gay.
The cognitive dissonance is just incredible: you want to tell society how bisexual people are definitely not gay and are instead bisexual, yet at the same time you are playing this label game of “bisexual people can call themselves gay too!”
The people who can call themselves gay are gay people. It doesn’t matter how much you try to obfuscate our lives as gay people.
P.S. nice thinly-veiled attempt at “bisexual people actually have it WORSE!” with your “feel accepted into a broader community” argument. I would say that the 95%+ of bisexuals who are hetero-partnered fit perfectly fine within broader society.
First of all, fuck you.
You know what I said in my post? If bisexual people need to call themselves gay in order to feel accepted, let them.
Not once did I say any of the shit you put in my mouth, and let me explain my good ol’ opinions on this:
YOU ARE NOT BISEXUAL, SO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCKING SAY IF WE HAVE IT WORSE OR BETTER. INDIVIDUAL PEOPLE ARE IN INDIVIDUAL LOCATIONS AND SITUATIONS, AND YOU SHOULD NOT PUT PEOPLE’S PAIN ON A NUMERICAL SCALE. Ahem.
I am a bisexual girl. My elder sister is out and lesbian and my mom has never been more proud of her. However, when I came out to her in the beginning of my freshman highschool year, she pulled over and told me, “I don’t want you to be gay. As long as you don’t marry a woman. I’ve been through this phase before and I know you’ll turn out like me and marry a man. Please don’t marry a woman, I don’t want another gay kid.” Don’t fucking tell me that didn’t hurt me. Don’t fucking tell me that bisexuals don’t get it rough and that we “fit in”. We are not fine because when people see a bisexual couple of opposite sexes together, they think, “oh, look at that straight couple”.
Everyone asks me if I have a boyfriend. When am I going to get a boyfriend. oh, look at that cute boy. Even though. They know. I am bisexual.
Having your sexuality dismissed makes you feel invisible. It makes you feel unreal.
Gay kids can be kicked out of their houses, bisexual kids can be pressured by their parents and peers to ‘be on the straight side’. One sounds better than the other, right? However, gay kids have a community. Bisexuals don’t.
“Oh, what about the LGBT community? The B stands for Bisexual, doesn’t it?” I know, you would think so, right? However, bisexual people often GET ATTACKED AT PRIDE PARADES. They get called BREEDERS. They are SHAMED by the gay community.
THERE ARE NO “___ HAS IT WORSE”. THERE IS SIMPLY PAIN.
erasure. can. hurt. so. fucking. bad. imagine being told you.. don’t..
e x i s t.
So I’m fucking sorry that maybe I want my queerness to be validated. I’m sorry that I don’t want to be attacked, and I’m sorry that I feel more like myself by saying “yeah, I’m pretty gay”. I’m sorry that inconveniences you. I’m sorry that’s the only way I can get the people around me to somewhat accept that I like the other gender, too.
I’m sorry that’s the way I feel real.
Joking. I’m not sorry.
PERHAPS IF MONOSEXUALS TREATED BISEXUALS BETTER, WE WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO CALL OURSELVES BISEXUAL.
The air just got a little easier to breathe in, thank you.
I’m literally so weary of even cis gays now, the gate keeping I’ve seen from site is fucking gross
I completely agree with they-chose-family re: bisexuals and demisexuals.
If a ‘straight girl’ is calling herself gay or a ‘straight boy’ is calling himself lesbian, consider the possibility that they are actually a closeted trans person.
I, myself, identified as lesbian even while I was still presenting as a ‘straight boy’, because it was the only identity that made the slightest bit of sense to me. And accepting that I was a lesbian was my first step towards coming out as a trans woman.
So I can easily accept that someone who appears to be a straight boy, but identifies as a lesbian, may actually be a lesbian. And likewise for people who appear to be straight girls but identify as gay.
Don’t presume that you can know anyone’s actual gender just by looking at them, especially in cases like that.
I will never not reblog this because I relate to what @blurrycas said so much
Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side
I was told that after laying out new buildings at Oklahoma State University a few decades ago, they held off on both sod and walkways for several months. People complained mightily about the dirt and occasional mud, but then the construction crews came back in and put paths along all the worn areas and sod where no one had walked. After that, no more complaints and the paths exactly matched where people wanted to walk.
That’s the only reasonable way how to build paths. No matter how great right angles look like, people won’t follow the grid. We are not a packman.
This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke
op u were wrong you can reblog this any month of 2020
Last month you can reblog this joke
Last day you can reblog this