ABSOLUTELY AMAZING DISCOVERY MADE TONIGHT, LADIES
I had no idea :’ (
Also their music slaps they’re on Spotify
like if you think about it, most people make their friends either at school or at their job. what happens if you can’t find a job? or if you struggle to hold a job? or if you can’t afford to go to school? there’s meetup groups, but most of them do activities that you have to pay for which, if you have little to no spendable income, makes it difficult to participate and therefore makes it difficult for u to make new friends. going to a bar costs money. even solitary hobbies cost money. like how sad is it that something as essential as socializing and making friends and spending time with people and building your own community and support group is predicated on your ability to generate capital
life under capitalism is so alienating like if i think about it too much or too deeply for too long it depresses the hell out of me
Disney stans call her butch rep because she wears a fitted suit and has an asymmetrical pixie cut
the year is 2100. disney has just announced their 274th First Ever Gay Character. it’s a lesbian oil company executive. she has one line of dialogue and a blurry photo of her wife can briefly be seen in the background.
as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr
but theres gonna be a lot of inflation
you put that sentence back in your mouth
Tons of blue-collar craftsmen feed their families by making these yachts, but y'all aren’t ready for that discussion.
indeed! My family has lived for generations raising dolphins in space to turn into foie gras for their secret moon-base orgies, and how dare this person suggest that our time and their money be better used elsewhere!
hi my dayjob is, actually, as a blue-collar craftsman. i work on luxury watercraft that sells for more money than i’ll ever have in my life. my company made millions of dollar profit in last year. that did not translate to any significant raises for any laborers on the floor. i was given a dollar sixty merit raise last spring, which barely keeps up with yearly inflation, so i’m still making pretty much the same thing as i did before. many of my coworkers have second jobs because our fulltime labor isn’t compensated at a high enough rate to pay our rent, food, and bills. i’m one of the most highly paid guys in my department and i still live check to check more often than not, working a 40-50 hour a week job that is measurably damaging my body and soul. no one i know expects to be able to retire, just work until we die.
if i could give everyone who buys one of our stupid pontoons an insatiable fetish for fox dick, i would do it in an instant.
My brother used to work as one of those blue-collar craftsman. Actually, he has worker 5 consecutive jobs in the industry. Why, you may ask?
EVERY FUCKING BUSINESS GOES BANKRUPT DUE TO THE SHITTY WAGES AND ALMOST NO PROFITS FROM THOSE BILLIONARES
Like, fuck you
good to see hardworking pontoon manufacturers support the insatiable fetish for fox dick
there is a lot to unpack here
And that, kids, is why Profit Sharing should be an industry standard!
hozier: idk what the fuck is up with horses but i fear them
This song??? This song is about a horse????? A horse?????? This song?? A horse???? Mr hozier ??
Mr hozier just posted on Twitter that the song In The Woods Somewhere was inspired by a dream he had where he tried to defend some school children from a horse that was attacking them and I can’t cope
had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on
why did my neighbors name their wifi network this
what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this
Oh the fun you can have with network naming…
This is my joy.
This made me look at networks near me and:
He big 🥺 more to love 🥰 “ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵐᵒˡ…” “this tiny fucking pan” He big 🥺 more to love 🥰 “ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵐᵒˡ…” “this tiny fucking pan” Just found my mom’s surprise purchase
He big 🥺 more to love 🥰
“ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵐᵒˡ…”
“this tiny fucking pan”
He big 🥺 more to love 🥰
“ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵐᵒˡ…”
“this tiny fucking pan”
Just found my mom’s surprise purchase
i hear it. the sounds of the sweet liquid. and i am coming. for it
Why would you rather see two men holding guns than holding hands?
the kid on the left is a member of the hitler youth
imagine thinking being gay is worse than nazis recruiting children
Gay people have always existed; we’re just less scared of expressing ourselves now. That’s the Recency Illusion, babes!
geralt: oh yeah and this is my traveling companion everyone: i know jaskier is decently well known in canon but like… HOW well known? because i keep imagining geralt being like “oh yeah and this is my traveling companion” and you look and it’s just like the fantasy equivalent of beyonce
geralt: oh yeah and this is my traveling companion
i know jaskier is decently well known in canon but like… HOW well known? because i keep imagining geralt being like “oh yeah and this is my traveling companion” and you look and it’s just like the fantasy equivalent of beyonce
THIS IS SO IMPORTANTTTT SO MANY YOUNG GIRLS NEED TO KNOW THIS !!!!
A black female doctor, dressed in a black dress, is dancing in her office. As she dances, the following information appears on the screen:
Did you know? You can see your doctor WITHOUT your parent…1. For birth control. 2. STD screening. 3. STD treatment. 4. For a pregnancy test. 5. To answer your questions about sex (and give scientifically accurate information). And if you’re 12 or older…I will (politely) ask all adults to exit for part of the visit to have a CONFIDENTIAL conversation about your health! It’s the LAW. So let’s talk.
amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:
- the facial expressions
- the effortless sensuality
- I AM SO GAY
- the inexplicable moment in which the dynamic between the two shifted like they changed bodies
- did china allow this to be shown? china?
- DID I MENTION THE GAY
- what is the lore of this? I figured that it was a malevolent spirit shifting from one body to another
- the part with the leg. you know which one I mean
- seriously are they actresses cause this level of portrayal is more astounding than any Hollywood actress has ever amounted to
- the end with the smile and the head grab and the beating heart
- O H M Y G O D
i hate when rich people condescend with the whole ‘money can’t buy happiness’ argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn’t fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn’t mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn’t greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet