@bumblepuppy

People reblogging my art and saying how cute my style is in the tags

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Me a few months ago: Haha, I should show my mom that ‘every male orange cat from real life is a himbo’ post now that she has an orange cat who is big and dumb.
My mom now:

snakjomo:

some grumps!!

chipchopclipclop :

they say the only thing that judges a wizard’s worth is the length of their workload

lemonsweet:

Joke my brother made me draw based off this

zeravmeta :

amygdalan-arm :

having a normal one on etsy today

gacha rolls

pess-edgeworth :

nicht-alles-gold :

I’m not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.

This sent a very real chill down my spine

cyle:

april:

don’t forget: https://www.tumblr.com/humans.txt

how many things can we hide on this site

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

thelifeofsharks:

neojojobot:

I found this on Google by accident when searching Jason pictures. YOU are crying.

thisissnakcountry :

A while back I drew up some ideas for human versions of a few grumpuses with the idea to draw other stuff with them, which I keep not drawing so might as well post these as is

soldez:

twostringsandme :

black-to-the-bones :

i’m the one that ran back to the start, because that’s who i am

@agingerwithaseoul

bunger..

bigprettygothgf :

just woke up my brother laughing at this

goofbell :

some more animal drawings! I like them

 (do not tag as bl///matsu)

daimboy :

daimboy:

daimboy:

some beautiful little stories

i just heard thé news that yahoo answers will be permanently shut down, so i will share these again :-‘[ 💔 also edit: here’s two more

tiktokmuseum:

just a business man

mihrsuri :

wheresonichedgehogwnt :

hawthorn-and-ivy :

biglawbear :

historical-gays :

thenightling:

I’m fucking Strawhat Luffy dammit

Jaeger pilot

Very glad I got drunk and rewatched Pacific Rim

Looks like I’m a holistic detective now

I’m a Victorian Farmer

I’m a vaccine researcher

catraxcx :

shoelace-and-friends :

phantomsteed :

“do you rodents think you can handle a semicircle” is making me lose my damn mind

This mouse is absolutely gay 

a root

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

femenaces:

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

OKAY I’M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just…so much…

scopnotes :

Snail Man is waiting.

Snail Man is waiting. 

Waiting for something. 

I don’t know what it is.

 But he’s waiting.

eternal-fractal :

eternal-fractal :

tenya :

girl help in order to obtain the exact content i want i must create it myself

Groudon telling kyogre why they’re raising land above the sea

Thought this said continent

I was curious as to how many Bugsnax characters I could cosplay using what’s in my closet and then realized after three that it was not a good idea.
Bonus Egg under cut:

oregonnukesailor :

arsillanola :

e-hoomalu :

tilthat :

TIL that the raeson why water doesnt enter our buttholes when we fart or spread our asscheeks arbitrarily is because, is because the human body is engineered after the principle of the submarine, who is also doesnt the water doesnt enter his butthole when he enlarges rectum to shoot tortilas

via reddit.com

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wereralph :

batbitequeen :

electoralcollege :

picdescbot :

a group of people in front of a house

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kadywicker :

jumping on the trend- choose some men but it gets progressively worse & i’ll tell you what i think about you