Cruel choice #137: you must marathon one – and only one – of the following:
- A Seinfeld remake with shonen anime style dialogue
- A shonen anime with Seinfeld style dialogue
Does the former still feature Jerry Seinfeld himself or is it a full reboot with new actors?
The lead is a new actor who resembles a young Jerry Seinfeld just enough to give folks who’ve seen the original show that weird Uncanny Valley feeling.
latter, meanwhile, has a generic shouty teenage boy protagonist whose Ultra Detailed Close Up
Reaction Shots inexplicably look like a middle aged Jerry Seinfeld.)
But does the anime have over the top fight scenes? I’m not sure if I could choose the second if the protagonist and antagonist aren’t having a fantasy duel while arguing over who gets the parking space
“He’s gonna blow up the world?”
“He’s gonna blow up the world!”
“Why’s he gonna blow up the world?”
“He says somebody stole his parking space this morning, and, well, apparently that was the last straw!”
“So that’s it – the end of days over parking.“
“Now, to be fair, you threatened to end the Earth in fire just last week because they got your name wrong at Starbucks.“
“Yeah, but I didn’t mean it!”