men reviewing a male filmmaker’s movie: if you can’t understand the poeticism of this movie’s slow pacing, then maybe you are not ready to understand cinema!
men reviewing a female filmmaker’s movie: not a lot happened. 0/10 wack
Men reviewing men: “A deeply moving, personal journey.”
Men reviewing women: “Too personal.”
Also the form of estrogen they prescribed trans women in the 90s, Premarin, looked like this.
And lest there be any remaining doubt.. remember the blue pill? The pill Neo could have taken to forget the truth, bury his troubles and go back to living a normal life, without fearing a system that wanted to destroy him? The pill that was easy, perhaps cowardly according to some, but comfortable?
For a trans woman in the 90s, where the choice was be safe, suppress, cope, and pretend everything is still how it was, or embrace the danger, accept the truth, realize your full potential, and transition into a world that still thinks you’re a joke and would rather have you dead…. well. The metaphor is pretty fucking clear.
idk why ppl are acting like the virus is like bringing everyone together i’ve never been more disgusted with both the government and the general public and the way they’re ok with exploiting health care/minimum wage workers + the way this very deliberate economic order sees disabled/old/sick/poor citizens as a disposable statistic
Look at me a second. No one is ever gonna hurt you like that again. Everything’s going to be all right, trust me. Cause I love you, and I’m not gonna let anything like that happen to you again.
Daisy Edgar-Jones and Paul Mescal as Marianne and Connell in NORMAL PEOPLE (2020)
Okay here’s what I don’t understand about animal crossing
The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic
But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)
Crazy Redd only wears pants and they’re not even pants, let’s be real that’s an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT
The Able sisters couldn’t even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this
BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesn’t look like it)
KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED
wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny
it’s like what were you expecting lmao
Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience
He is the HERO of TIME
Not the SMART of STUFF
the monumental ugliness of El Hechizado always astonishes me
The Hapsburg’s were a unique bunch weren’t they
His family tree was a fucking Christmas wreath.
In case you wanted to know what his coroner thought of him.
That ain’t a family tree, that’s a family tumbleweed.
Every line of the wikipedia article is just a roast disguised as relevant information
sometimes you just gotta imagine you’re a haikyuu character who manages to make volleyball into something insanely dramatic
isn’t she a cutie???