Pein: Kisame we have rules in this organization.
Kisame: I understand and I am good at following orders.
Pein: Why are you not wearing a nail polish? What did you do with it?
Pein: Well then, what are you waiting for. Bring it here.
Kisame: I don’t have it!
Kisame: Well maybe I drew eyes on Samehada with it.
Hidan: This is against my religion! My body belongs to Jashin-sama only! You heathens can not decide what to do with it!
Pein: Hidan you literally change the colour of your whole body during your ridiculous rituals. Would it hurt if you paint a fucking nail?!
Hidan: So you are allowed to swear but not me, right?
Konan: Sasori… don’t act like a baby and just do it.
Sasori: I don’t like the colour. I’m not applying it.
Konan: Do it until I still remain civil.
Sasori: Or what are you going to do? Give me papercuts? Useless.
Konan: You would make a nice firewood and I will make sure you are eaten by termites in a week. Also, I use your cooked and deformed body for my Jutsus.
Sasori: That’s the weirdest way someone has described a paper and you are a horrible person. Where is the nail polish?
Itachi: Konan-san, Leader-sama… Where can I get a nail polish? Everyone seems to be wearing it so…
Pein: Konan why does Itachi-kun not have one?
Konan: Because he’s alreadyy wearing it.
Itachi: No, I’m not.
Konan: What? Show me.
Konan: Okay, I will get it for you this evening.
Pein: Since he’s gone… Why did you think that Itachi had already polished his nails?
Konan: His gothic aura tricked me.
Pein: Ah. Gothic aura. Of course.
Deidara: Nice. This is nice and cool. Finally, something stylish after these hideous cloaks.
Pein: What’s wrong with the cloaks?
Deidara: Oh nothing except the fact that they are like super huge, but Tobi likes them since he can swing the sleeves.
Deidara: Once, Itachi accidentally put on Kisame’s cloak, stepped on it and fell facedown. Best day in this organization.
Pein: You are an evil stylish child. Please tell your hand-mouths to stop licking the nail polish their teeth are getting black.
Pein: Kakuzu look me in the eyes and tell me that you are going to do this.
Kakuzu: This. Is. Expen–
Pein: You know what will be expensive? Operation for your broken face.
Kakuzu: I refuse.
Pein: Zetsu! Dinner time!
Kakuzu: You know I am stronger than Zetsu what are you…
Kakuzu: How did you…
Kakuzu: No. No. NO! Stop chewing them! SPIT THEM OUT! SPIT MY MONEY OUT YOU STUPID GRASSHEADS!
Pein and Konan: *Hiding behind a wall*
Pein: *Cautiously slides nail polish with a stick toward Tobi*
Tobi: *Cocks his head like an animal*
Tobi: *Takes it*