YO WILL WATCH OUT!!!! OH FUCC HE HAS CARROTPODS ON
YO WILL WATCH OUT!!!! OH FUCC HE HAS CARROTPODS ON
me thinking abt kevin identityV:
he ain’t winning but at least i can admire these quotes
pov: cocoa beans is tired of ur shit
get my tablet away from me please
Starfruit/Dark Choco, interesting 🤔 What would their dynamic be like?
ik it’s say dynamic but imma ramble cus head full, all the thots
joke answer: me and friend hc that pom likes twinks so we made starfruit like hunks and who better than DC since he was apart of the recent event
long answer: starfruit had visions of a fallen prince for a while but the details of the cookies were vague and she couldn’t make it out who it was.
while the young priestess showed lico and dark to the main event, she caught a glimpse (well more than a glimpse) of him and was just awe-struck by something of familiarity and/or dread. but either way, starfruit saw something in him.
she tries to talk to him more during the main event but he tells her off (from his interaction of her, sadly we dont get one of starfruit @ him but friend made one for me bless 🙏).
(creds. https://twitter.com/imsimplyanidiot, thanks bro)
starfruit is saddened by this but respects his privacy. then after the event is over, starfruit does a lot of digging to find out more about DC and stumbles across a scroll or passage of some kind about dark cacao cookie. finding out that he was the fallen prince of her visions.
then this goes in two ways, either 1) she desperately wants to get him back to his former glory or 2) she lets him slip further into the evil side.
that’s all for now but i have more, and here’s and extra edits from https://twitter.com/imsimplyanidiot!
tumblr lemme see my reblogs challenge 😕
idk why some ppl’s rb don’t show up in my notes and it makes me so sad
pico’s buddies and cas joins him in his music career
i got lazy with darnell’s pic so i just referenced the one in game 😔
fave headcanons of all the survivors cus i perish
then they smooched <3
proshippers are trending on twitter💀💀 can’t make this shit up
mfers need to stop sending me dumb shit like “why do u ship a minor with an adult!!” or “omg u need therapy!!”
cus dude, they’re fictional, me liking d/ead by daylight doesn’t make me a murderer and playing shooter games does not make me violent
and also i already had therapy, shit made me mentally okay now
and lastly i have a healthly relationship with distinguishing fiction from reality
spider queen things✨
🕸️< Gets super jealous when you hang out with people for long periods but doesn’t show it.
🕸️< Violetta is naturally mean but is meaner if she likes you.
🕸️< Complains a lot about you but genuinely loves you. She’s not the best at words.
🕸️< She hates giving PDA but adores receiving it.
🕸️< Hates being out of her spider shell, so you like laying down on the floor to hug her.
🕸️< You learn to weave because of her.
🕸️< Likes to camp at night and drags you along.
🕸️< Times where she’s out of the spider shell, you help carry her to place since you’re the only person she trusts with that job.
🕸️< Collects dolls and will kindly take any dolls you might have.
🕸️< She puts the dolls you gave her on a special glass-enclosed shelf.
🕸️< Patiently waits for you to confess. Lord knows she won’t.
🕸️< Would love to try out cute clothes that actually fit her body, so you decide to go shopping for some.
🕸️< Can do string figures and loves it when you watch her do her tricks.
🕸️< You go to the mechanic’s shop with her often.
🕸️< Has loads of masks to share with you. Matching masks😳.
🕸️< Occasionally asks to be taken out of her spider shell to sleep next to you.
🕸️< Won’t admit it, but she loves cuddles.
🕸️< You put tennis balls on the ends of her blade legs, so they don’t mess up the floors.
more bs yes i know
🐗< Super bad at showing love to you, so he just gives you things that he likes (ex. shiny rocks, bird feathers, and other trinkets).
🐗< Protects you to the best of his abilities.
🐗< He loves it when you bet his boar, it gives him a sense of ease to know you’re not scared of him (or his boar).
🐗< Murro would ask Mike, or someone else in the manor, how to kiss.
🐗< Y’all’s first kiss was awkward as hell, with him licking your lips instead of actual kissing.
🐗< He learns with time, but he still holds old habits sometimes.
🐗< For some reason, he can remember really specific details about you. Once you’ve told him something about yourself, it’s engraved into his mind.
🐗< Gives the nicest, warmest hugs.
🐗< Despite the above, he still a bit not too adept at people touching him.
🐗< Thinks you’re cute whenever you’re taking care of his boar while he’s preoccupied with something else.
🐗< Likes taking baths with you since he doesn’t like doing it alone.
🐗< When you give him gifts, he cherishes each and every one of them, even if it’s just a pencil.
🐗< “Aye, I know a spot” and shows you to a stump outside the manor.
🐗< Doesn’t like parties but is willing to change that for you. Though slowly.
🐗< Loves apples so much, if you make any apple-related food, he will each that shit up and ask for seconds.
🐗< Bonus points if you make a plate for his boar, too.
crkingdoms shipping things :^]
currently combining my current obsession, so enjoy this mess.
lucky guy, can play any champ and any role, not well tho, but favorite is sylas (maybe veigo?)
emily, soraka main and any other healer champs like yuumi or sona
freddy, enjoys kayle and massacring people in the late game, also kass and other late game carries
kreacher, yasuo only, in any role, yi if he’s feeling spicy
emma, zyra cus plant girls, maokai too if the team needs a tank
servais, lb and neeko, catch me if u can :^)
kurt, ryze main cus book/scroll, plays lulu on off occasions
naib, piece of shit teemo main, plays annoying ass tops like jayce and kennen
martha, mf main and general adcs, always crying over that fact, other favs are tris and graves
fiona, loves bard cus portals, as well as a sol and zoe. plays them strictly in the mid lane
tracy, annie main but only in support, liss and heimer, too, she refuses to go solo lane
forward, sion! obvious pick but he likes juggernauts and rushing into team fights, so he plays kled and ornn, too
lee sin, plays vel’koz mainly but has picked up ww since she has a habit for chasing the enemy
vera, eve main, is mid lane main (akali) but just really like eve, plays because of the nice skins, only exception is singed
kevin, thresh bby, as well as other hook supports
margaretha, zilean main, *throws music boxes*
eli, quinn, bird buddies! learning azir as well but is having trouble, can play xayah but only when duo
aesop, shen, has stellar map awareness and vision control, kenches sometimes
norton, mains kayn solely cus he has a similar scar, otherwise he plays noc or fiddlesticks
patricia, kindred since mark can serve as curse (?) other ideas was tahm or karma, not sure if any makes sense
murro, ivern main! also plays sej, nunu and annie (all in jg)
mike, syndra, ball is life, other mids he plays are ziggs and orianna
jose, wukong or ad shaco, it’s funny disrupting team fights
demi, gragas! *chugs*, please send help
victor, loves lillia! she reminds him of himself, other than her, he plays kog’maw or ez
andew, yorick one trick, maybe rek’sai if given jg role
luca, viktor if mid, and voli or kennen if top
melly, filthly singed main, may or may not have taught vera, only plays in the beekeeper skin cus why wouldnt she
edgar, ahri or full ap rakan
ganji, ekko otp, swing batter batter! dabbled in qiyana but its not good
most of these are a bit joke-ish but enjoy dilf headcanons nonetheless <3
🤠< Kevin’s a caring guy and is protective, but not overly so. If you have any bad habits, he’s the kind of guy that tells you to stop every time he catches you doing it (Ex. If you smoke, he’ll put it out).
🤠< He shares “I love you”s a lot while giving the warmest smiles.
🤠< Always asks before touching, kissing you as to not make you uncomfortable.
🤠< Plays the guitar super well and sings serenades to you whenever (I love you bitchhh, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, bitchhh).
🤠< Excellent hair braider, since he does his own. Can and will braid your hair if asked.
🤠< Makes you coffee/tea in the morning, since he wakes up quite early.
🤠< Reminds you to go to sleep early, and if you refuse, he’ll smother you with kisses.
🤠< Really likes puns and silly jokes, has a few booklets of corny and awful jokes to tell you.
🤠< Kevin is always there if you need to vent, but when you ask about his past, he doesn’t say.
🤠< After some time of being together, you ask again about his past. He doesn’t tell at first, but he cracks. He tells you about Angelina.
🤠< You tell him that things are going to be okay and that it wasn’t his fault. The two of you decide to have a nice picnic outside to distract from the past.
🤠< Asks for no pickles for you.
🤠< He’s usually the big spoon since he’s a lot bigger than you, but will switch it up if you desired.
🤠< Pampers you with gifts.
🤠< Jackets, hoodies, and ponchos galore! You ask to wear his stuff a lot. Also hats, too.
🤠< Won’t give you pet names unless you’re cool with them (favorite pet name is “kitten”).
🤠< Kevin finds being called “dilf” rather funny, since he doesn’t have kids nor has he been married.
im so ready for cookie run kingdoms and this cookie to kick my ass
vrisara in low-budget bubbline cosplay
ik fef would’ve made more sense but idc
i want to kiss him so bad
trying to crosspost for the first, meet my ocs kale and morg :) /j
for naib’s komaeda skin <3
tfw ur trying to get ready for work but ur gf wants to try out her new lipstick