This has won for the best photo recreation.
And here’s the story behind it:
“These old motherfuckers
I’m not a fan of her music, but this chick is real. I like her.
hashtag: she a little too deep for me
hashtag: jackson and maggie being too petty😂
hashtag: they all being petty😂
Random Person: What’s the deal with Lindsey and Stevie?
Me: How many lifetimes do you have?
There isn’t enough time in three lifetimes to unpack that clusterfuck of emotions.
Carol Kane has a strange beauty about her. She’s not sexy just beautiful.
Jake: What’s myrrh?
Reverend: Well, myrrh was a
Me: How are you a reverend and not know what myrrh is?
Colleen: Just so you know I like your hair the way it is too.
Me: Homeboy doesn’t give 2 fucks what you or Michaela think about his hair. He only got one person’s opinion on his mind.
hashtag: this whole post.
I am loving this album.
She may be 95% plastic, but you can’t say that Sharon Osbourne isn’t one of the
Ruth: Pack some things we’re going to San Bernardino.
Ruth: We’re spending the night at my cousin Hannah’s
Claire: Mom, I’m doing homework.
Ruth: Well, stop.
Claire: I have school tomorrow,
Ruth: I’ll write a note.
Me: Claire I know you don’t like her, but she’s allowing you to
David: You’re speaking like this at your funeral?
David: Damn straight. I’ll say whatever I Goddamn, please.
Me: That’s why you dead now.
John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
JOHN MULANEY: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014.
MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.
MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like, “nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts”.
AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS
MULANEY: I was like, “huh. None of the Beatles had moustaches… but then one day, all of them had moustaches.”
MULANEY: “That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that”. Some people in my life don’t want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried meditating, but I’ve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -
MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight! Alright?! It’s never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, I’d be the Dalai Lama.
MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Don’t bother! The moment is mediocre at best!
MULANEY: I mean, it’s fine. Let’s all try right now - let’s all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all!
MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.
MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden you’re like “oh my god, I’m driving!” and you remember? You’re like -
MULANEY: “I’m going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I could’ve changed so many lives!” Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - she’ll be like, “are you watching the road?” and I’m always like, “I am looking through the windshield.”
MULANEY: “And I’m not gonna hit anyone, but no. I’m thinking about the Beatles.”
Hey @vulpeculavolans added a transcript to this AND THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH!
“I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.” Is my true ADHD/Autism experience lmaoooo
Discussing how many people to invite to their wedding:
Sully: I don’t even know 200 people.
Michaela: Well if you count the people in town and their families it comes out to
Sully: Yeah, but not 200.
Me: The people in that town don’t fuck with Sully like that. I’m surprised that he could find 40 to invite.
1.Troy knew something was up when she didn’t want to stay in MD.
2. “Get the car I’m ready to go home. ” She was ready to go home to heaven her body was tired.
Out of my entire 34 years of life I would have never thought there would be such a thing.
hashtag: in their defense it was the ‘70s the decade of the pet rock, so in hindsight this shouldn’t be all that shocking.
hashtag: tne diamond studded fawcett however…
On her role in forming The Eagles:
My then 7 year old niece after noticing Donald and Goofy on the cover of Kingdom Hearts for PS2.
hashtag: she has a valid point. in no way shape or form should disney characters be in a video game. but the ones where they are in turns out to be some of the best ones.
Can someone please explain to me how in the hell Sully didn’t die in this episode? Losing several gallons of blood from result of being shot, climbing through a window putting pressure on said wound, and being tossed around like a rag doll?
hashtag: an actual human would have died after losing that much blood, but I guess whatever goes for the sake of entertainment.