Eli: So why did you really send Ronan to the Ascendancy?
Thrawn: I never actually cleared you leaving with anyone I just said I did. And told you I had. I didn’t think you’d ever come back, but when you did I had to make sure only people I trusted saw you. I couldn’t avoid Ronan seeing you though and I knew he’d either tell someone or think about it loudly near Vader so I tricked him into going with you to keep you safe.
whats something that happened at your high school that like, wasnt newsworthy but definitely super fucking weird
Is this the place to talk about how my fancy *new* SoCal high school just didn’t have any sort of drainage system? No gutters or waterspouts on the buildings, no drains in low lying areas. Nothing. So it really quickly got weird moldy areas where the water poured straight down the sides of the buildings and there were at least three places I remember there being just Huge Puddles whenever it rained. Wanna get to the Library? Have fun wading though literally 5 inches of water. And don’t walk across the main lawn, it’s so wet it’s a quagmire that’ll eat shoes. Oh also most buildings didn’t have overhangs so you got soaked between class and during lunch- we didn’t have an indoor lunch room.
i actually couldn’t care less about carnage i’m going to the cinema to watch an hour and a half of tom hardy playing a tired man trying to do damage control after his outer space spouse wrecked shit all the while sharing domestic bliss and teaching said spouse about the world
Question: i don't really understand why you would be pro-zoo. like i understand nature reserves and sanctuaries where people can observe from afar, but it doesn't seem right to me when they're locked up in generally small confined areas for people to watch them do nothing all day. idk maybe i'm getting this wrong, and i still really respect you, i just don't understand this. like i interned at a zoo and felt uncomfortable with how small their living areas were and how they had no stimulation
Zoos don’t look like this anymore.
They look like this:
Good zoos do not keep their animals in “tiny spaces” with no enrichment. I’m not pro-roadside zoo. I’m pro-accredited zoo. Zoos are incredibly important for conservation and education.
But Mitth’raw’nurodo never returned to pilot a jager after Thrass died.
He left, but was eventually tracked down and convinced to return. A new pilot had been found… A young mechanic, his drift compatibility with Thrawn’s was off the charts. If only Thrawn will give him a chance.
Eowyn: But no living man am I! You are looking upon a woman. Eowyn am I, Eomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.“
The winged creature screamed at her, but then the Ringwraith was silent, as if in sudden doubt.
Witch King: *internally* The prophecy said no living man can kill me…that probably means women, too, right? Like, she’s a ‘man’ in a general sense. I wish I had thought about this scenario earlier, there are so many women around here. I’ll probably be fine. I can take her. I mean, the word woman has ‘man’ in it, there’s no way the prophecy was saying a girl can kill me. I got this.
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
Evolution didn’t care about fittest or best, it cares about the CARE MINIMUM.
Which is a being a giant leather rice cake.
AUTO REBLOG OF PACIFIC SUNFISH. MOTHER NATURE AT HER MOST WHIMSICAL. THE FARTHEST YOU GET FROM FISH DESIGN AND STILL CALL IT A FISH. AKA FLOATING CARDBOARD IN FISH FORM.
tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same
Oh thank god
imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed
In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.
Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.
This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted (something that requires manual manipulation of the database), when the note counter tries to add notes to it, it gets nil to start with.
So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.
I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.