Today in court a defendant got mad about the judge calling him out and he got really worked up and yelled, “Stop judging me, I feel like all you’re doing is judging me!!” at
…..it’s not like he was wrong.
Yeah this is not uncommon. The judge took it in stride; this is hardly the first time this has happened.
In related news, I shared an elevator this morning with a member of the public who was trying to locate the correct court room. I pointed her in the right direction, and also advised that she zip up her hoodie over her tshirt, which read, “I prefer DOG SHIT to BULLSHIT.”
She thanked me for mentioning that, and was fumbling with the zipper as the elevator doors closed.
This afternoon, one of the other attorneys told us about someone who was in court and got called out by the judge for wearing a tshirt that, inexplicably, just read “I PREFER DOG SHIT.”
Guess she didn’t zip it up high enough.
Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦
The face of a changed man:
she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move
She literally just looks like that
And she has matching friends
fuck hostile architecture
Stupidest part abt the wheelchair bench is that they couldnt even be assed to find an actual wheelchair user to demonstrate it, instead pastin in a doodle of one
Just saw the phrase “yoda apologist” on my dash. Not sure what the new discourse is, but very interested in finding out.
i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris
[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]
noone in this house appreciates anything i do
Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:
-The Witcher came out
-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars
-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times
-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today
-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week
-The Sonic movie came out
-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl
-X Æ A-12 Musk
-UFOs are real apparently
-Plane flights were like $15 at one point
-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback
-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here
-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us
these all feel 5 years away at least
jesus christ i entirely forgot about elon musk spawning.