Day 3 of 5
In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.
Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.
Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.
You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.
I love you,
Cards Against Humanity”
I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.
Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it.
I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.
Oh yeah. This goes off honey
Oh i would never claim this wasn’t the bop of the century. I have taste
So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??
One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit
This is,, one of my favorite moments from the MBMBAM tv show
THIS IS JUST A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL
please just watch the first 2 seconds even if you don’t watch mbmbam because i guarantee you cannot forsee what this bit entails
Sorry. That’s just me leaving after getting some shredded cheese from your fridge. Hongry
a free elf:
That’s the girl is sia’s video chandler
I love how the person posting this is probably really freaked out but all people are doing is making jokes.
YouTubers when they hit a subscriber milestone:
Jenna Marbles when she hits a subscriber milestone: