@counterpick-me-irl

smolperalta :

ok seriously like two weeks ago I read an article about this guy that talked about what it’s like to be a deaf model and THIS IS HAPPENING

Skslsldk could you imagine this cameo though

nylesdimarco :

tymorrowland:

just keep swimming 🐠🐠🐠

Daily dose of vitamin Sea 😍

liquidchocolatecake :

sailor-rinn :

spacehunter-m :

as you wish

equivalent exchange

pointedahead:

homo-seth-ual:

I think about this from time to time

You’re missing the part where Tyra says “I don’t get it”

dankxsinatra :

unclefather :

sad-pandad :

unclefather :

unclefather :

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

toddreu :

nikoni :

That’s how I watched death note

theycantalk :

your hair, it’s everywhere

It’s the Marvel fans

anarchyinblack:

skineater:

these are their stories

Something about the way the split is done makes this seriously unsettling

This show is beyond genius tbh

silvysartfulness :

illuminati-jew :

bransrath :

tilthat :

TIL: Goats have accents and can’t understand Goats from foreign countries because their accents are different

via reddit.com

I can’t believe God divided goats also.

What did they do?

Goat tower of babel 

baabel

oystersaintforme :

this is peak comedy

My confidence knows no bounds. The english language is meant to convey a message and I do so with little regard for what means what, caring only for its enunciation, yet the message is still conveyed. Leave me, you wriggling worm.

acoolsuggestion :

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

i-eat-skin :

pukicho :

Someone sending me Senior quotes 

The contrast of the quotes is killing me. Like, one beautiful quote that really makes you think, and another by Mother Teresa

flork-of-cows-unofficial:

gregnant

This is the kinda shit I would pull

forever-memes :

Big brain time

nivrir :

by-grace-of-god :

The mystery of icon-preserving bees

For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them. 

asianbearx :

Cuddling with no pants on and tangling legs with your thighs intertwined, that’s my shit right there. Sharing body heat and having skin to skin contact. Gets me way too hype.

kardashiansfuckyeah:

me: *tells my crush that i like them* 

my crush: what 

me: north posted this while playing games on my phone not sure why or how she chose

rosequart :

↳ pencil tests by james baxter

browniesforbitches:

The dance the KGB officer does right before he executes you for attempting to flee the Russia with Russia’s hottest MILF

emoglitter:

why has no one fallen in love w/ me yet i’m so bored

kropotkindersurprise :

June 2019 - Protesters in Hong Kong use traffic cones to contain the gas from tear gas grenades, then drown them in water. [video]

If you call me and it’s not a life or death situation I will block your number