your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
Oh you joined tumblr in 2021?
The idea that new users are still joining tumblr, as if we aren’t the same slowly dwindling population that’s been trapped in here since 2017…
Oh no, friend, I’ve *been here* since 2009, I just feel like 2017 was when the gates fully shut and the rest of the internet started thinking we were dead.
Like the upstart sheriff of a town I memed at you, asking who you were to walk these streets. And you said, son, I own these streets.
I owe you a drink at the saloon.
I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good
i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him
i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell.
someone once messaged me to let me know that Hannibal and Will’s age gap was problematic and I was just sitting there like…. Really…. that’s your first and most pressing issue with Hannigram, Really
they’re cannibals, susan
and, like, they’re in their forties
get it together, susan.
I love these tags.
This is the perfect sum up of the tumblr experience
I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG
Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.
can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust
They all share one (1) braincell and the guy in the front has it
Modern Day Inuyasha HC that Kagome comes over to Sesshomaru’s house and forces her way inside to cry when her and Inuyasha have a fight and Sesshomaru just sits there like
And the longer the crying goes on, the more Sesshomaru’s like:
ghibli movies said youre gonna be really confused for 1hr 30mins but it’ll be breathtaking so you wont even be mad about it
to this day not even sure what happens at the end of howls moving castle but damn if bird howl doesnt look cool as fuck
The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware. Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer
A fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a “ohhhh right, I kinda see it”
Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume
fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume