smirnoffpasta:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

itskyalenotkyle:

itskyalenotkyletoo:

Lmaoo

It’s disrespectful

This is SPECTACULARLY done

zackfanclub :

based on a conversation i had with nims about how the seasalt trio need their own star charms… nothing some ice cream can’t take care of

miscellaneousmao:

One last ball drop to ring out the year: masterball hot chocolate bomb with a mischievous homemade marshmallow inside 🎊✨

Cheers to a Happy Mew Year! 🥂

While this may not have been the fluffiest pokemon to make into a marshmallow, I think they turned out so cute and happy! Hopefully they bring some luck for a better 2021 🎉

slashercatz :

macademmia :

a-maiz-ing :

bururaji:

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

he sounds like an anime villain

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch :

30-minute-memes :

Merry Christmas to John Cena

the best thing you can get the man

vapidsoup :

mistressdratha :

i LOVE pictures of all the rainbow rocket leaders standing next to each other because it always just looks like this

datanazush:

thepleasuregoblin:

datanazush:

thepleasuregoblin:

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we’re having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

sirartwork :

Seph narrowly survives meeting the rest of the Smash roster - Isabelle enjoys some spiced nog.

fake-bigweld :

Sora gets fucking killed by a gorilla

taltalheights :

kingdom hearts, summarized

destiny-islanders :

How we feeling, Kairi Nation?

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

zero-width-space :

Manderville questline is a piece of art.

kyleehenke:

i had no choice

aukives :

Calyrex, but more of a bun.

ninethecat :

waitingtorespawn :

osailorboy :

x

i would legit listen to a whole album of ambient music made like this

Bonus if the purrs/meows are included

It sounds like Earthbound.

opheliasongs :

Creator

prof-peach :

castaform :

THIS SIGNLE HANDEDLY CURED MY DEPRESSION, CLEARED MY SKIN AND TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

Give us the next generation of anime in this style, it feels so old school sailor moon and I am LIVING for it.

smooththegoofyshark :

ygosideblog :

spdy4 :

ashestoashesjc :

megadethzenbu :

floating-head :

princesspornstar :

super-saiyan-rose :

frommetrunui :

ygosideblog :

who keeps giving her these things

she ends up condemned too D:

damn bitch get it together

She’s a Darklord now too

This what my phone translates the last card to

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

zhe-lazy-fox :

theotheristhedoctor :

smoldewott :

“i complain about tumblr but i refuse to leave unless the site itself deactivates” squad

I will outlive Tumblr out of pure spite

weaver-z:

My girlfriend: Treat me like a princess :)

Me, tears in my eyes, hauling the guillotine out of storage: I’m sorry, honey, but for the good of my comrades and country, a monarchy cannot stand

shweshisketch :

The Player’s speech in KHUX had a profound effect on me when I first read it, so I wanted to dramaticize it a bit and convert it to comic form.  Being stuck behind a mobile game is too much of a crime!

Also, I decided to go with a male Player of union Unicornis, as this was the default shown in Back Cover.

kingdomheartsgifs :

Melody of Memory Dearly Beloved!

KAIRI’S GAME HAS A JAZZ DEARLY BELOVED!

emily84:

snuv:

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

this is a renaissance painting

opheliasongs :

Pokényan

In conclusion…

opheliasongs:

I am once again haunted by the fact that Galar is still using fossil fuels when they have corgis that shit lightning

rox-and-prose :

vampireapologist :

dragonkingofthestars :

vampireapologist :

boydyke :

vampireapologist :

bearisthename :

vampireapologist :

bearisthename :

vampireapologist :

vampireapologist :

God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris

Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die

Doable? Maybe

Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.

I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?

In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but

I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7x7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”

And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.

I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.

Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.

In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7x7

Hubris

When you can’t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.

This is the only comment allowed now

I want to make a joke about how you bit off more than you could chew but like….