DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
so uh ,,
Hey, this is the scariest thing I’ve seen thanks.
yall act like you’ve never seen a mushroom before
inside toad’s head is an hollow cavern circling his face which contains those gills (the light brown ribbed things). when he gets old, his head will open up and flare out like a sombrero, and release the spores held in the gills on the underside of the cap. and then he’ll die
toads in various stages of life:
IM REALLY NOT SURE IF THIS IS ANY BETTER
I reblogged this a few days ago, but I woke up in a cold sweat to draw this
Ok but are we gonna pretend he actually has teeth?
Reasons why I love tumblr
Ho crap 🤯
*im about to rant so if that doesn’t interest y’all then I’m sorry and you can skip to the ending*
The whole show, EVERY SINGLE FLIPPING EPISODE, was dedicated to Ted lovingly sharing the story of how he met their mother with his kids. Every relationship, every fight, every breakup, every MOMENT of that show was waiting for that LAST relationship. For when he would meet THEIR MOTHER!!!!!!
And the writers decide:
“Oh hey Steve*”
*i do not know the names*
“I think we should disregard everything this show has ever been about and make the whole point of Ted sharing this story with his kids about their DEAD MOTHER that he just really wants to bang robin and he wants his kids permission to do that.”
“Mark…….that’s the GODDAMN BEST IDEA YOUVE EVER HAD!!! It doesn’t matter that that changes the point of the whole show and also the point of the last couple seasons where we’ve had Barney really grow as a person, and he and robin are in a very loving relationship now. I think we should break them up for no reason and then have Barney knock someone random up with his child!!!!”
“Ugh, Steve, I literally lie awake at night marveling over our genius.”
NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT TEDS WIFE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR HOWEVER LONG AND TED WAS ALWAYS THAT ONE WOMAN GUY!!!!!! NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT TED AND ROBIN HAD TRIED SO MANY TIMES ONLY TO FIND EVERY TIME THAT IT DIDNT WORK! NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT THE FANS HAD BEEN FED ONE THING THE WHOLE SHOW ONLY TO HAVE IT SNATCHED FROM THEM!!! NEVERMIND ALL THAT BECAUSE MARK AND STEVE ARE FUCKING GENIUSES!!!
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Who are you?”
*Hey ‘name of sibling’*
*Get out of my room*
“What do you want”
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what do you want for dinner”
That last one!!!
A 17 year old girl is just never ever in her prime. Ever. I am in my prime. Would you test your strength out on me? There is no way anyone would dare test their strength out on me. Because you all know. There is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself. - Hannah Gadsby, Nanette.
My life is complete
“God takes the worst of us, the most shattered and damaged and rebellious and prideful, and reverses our entropy into pulsing life. He sees a desert and says, “I see a garden.” God can take a miserable sinner like me and you and breathe something brand new into these jagged veins. This is the work of Christ, shaping us, connecting us, healing us.”
— J.S. Park (via jspark3000 )