The Holy Trinity of Finn wolfhard being gay for his traumatized best friend
me, dropping everything im doing and neglecting my schoolwork, family and friends to make a shitpost like it’s my god-given duty to the universe:
You motherfuckers. I haven’t seen It. Or It Chapter 2. I am terrified of scary movies. I don’t even 100% know who Richie and Eddie are. And I’m sitting in my god damn bed crying over a Reddie post I just saw on someone’s blog I hate this website
byler is just. inherently angsty. s1 will disappears and is thought to be dead and mike refuses to believe so. s2 mike has to watch will be possessed by the mind flayer and he’s screaming and crying and thrashing around half the season. s3 they’re pining and have to face growing up while fighting in the rain. they’re just one big oof.
me, walking out of the theatre after seeing the goldfinch one week after IT chapter 2 came out and 2 months post stranger things 3, preparing to read crossover text-fics where all the gay characters Finn Wolfhard has played are cousins:
me, watching the IT movie dispite the fact that I don’t like horror movies: this is for Finn Wolfhard and the gays
me, reading all 800 pages of the goldfinch even though I’m basically illiterate: this is for Finn Wolfhard and the gays
Finn saying he thinks the “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls” is not about Will’s sexuality and its just him refusing to grow up (and getting a gf like the others) has the exact same energy of him saying the “Richie and Eddie are like brothers” bullshit lmao
So I could’t help but laugh when Millie said El is “obsessed with Mike” cause she has 2 drawings (of his name) -on her Wall.
Because if El having Mike related drawings on her wall is considered romantic … what do we make of the fact that Mike doesn’t have a single El-related drawing in his basement- but has 6 drawings from Will on his wall for 3 seasons in a row?
Like… this is Mike Wheeler when he’s pretending to be straight? Mike is “obsessed”… just not with El. XD
*DON’T even get me started about how Mike has been associated with rainbows 5 times. And that binder of Will’s drawings he has hidden away.
remember in st2 when jonathan was giving will another one of his “it’s okay to be a freak and not be normal i’m a freak too” talks and will just went “is that why you have no friends” and killed him on the spot… i love that little gay kid